I'm a Baptist pastor who completely accepts the theory of evolution. There are many Christian evolutionists, but if my congregation knew, I'd be fired.

Every time I see an attractive woman smiling and happy, I know there's a man somewhere wishing he were dead.

I know you wacked off on my bed because I set up my webcam and hid it. Now, I wack off to the video at night. Too bad you're getting married.

A few years ago i found a huge amount of cash in a bank bag. I was afraid of spending it. I just bought a big house and a new car. I still have over half left.

What you allowed to happen to me between 1999 and 2001 was torture. I'm profoundly damaged, I resent you deeply and I cheat on you without conscience or remorse