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I often wish the CIA would recruit me. With my "colorful" background I could almost wouldn't even need a false ID. Besides I love America and wish I could.

I often wish the CIA would recruit me. With my "colorful" background I could almost wouldn't even need a false ID. Besides I love America and wish I could.

 
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Category: Secrets

 
I'm surprised you even got through the process of sending this secret in. Congrats!
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This must be a joke. Those people are little more than a legal criminal enterprize
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I also would like to be recruited by the CIA.
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op here: 1st commenter, sometimes you need to raise a flag to send out a signal.to the 2nd, no, no joke, sure sometimes :the line" needs to be flirted with to get the job done. You know a lot of us sleep at night because people like the CIA push things to protect America. Could I do this? absolutely YES!
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They are hiring. Sign up.
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I see you put "colorful" backgrounddoes this mean you have a felony???
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I think you are taking Hollywood films a little too seriously. After posting this no one is going to show up at your door and send you off to Russia to be a spy. If you really want to work for the CIA, go to their website and apply. Then maybe you can work your way up to spy....but I doubt it.
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i think you should apply... i can seriously see them using your colorfullness... lol... awesome idea... good luck!!!
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You certainly wouldn't represent the "Intelligence" part of the Central Intelligence Agency name. You have horrible grammar.
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To the OP. I am the 2nd post. Let's not forget that the CIA started the School of the Americas in the U.S. It is used to train military personel for South American operations. That school has been directly associated with Right-Wing death squads in South America.
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^Whaaaa...my pussy hurts. Haliburton. Unshaved armpits are soooo cool. Whaaa....mommy may I have another "hotpocket" set down to my secret lair, I mean basement?
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OP here: to the "grammar" commenter I don't want to be some pencil pushing pussy so f*** off b****. To
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^^ 2 up. Hey Dickhead. Have you watched South American politics? All that knowledge from the CIA is slowly making its way into drug cartels. Now we are having military assualts against the Mexican government, just a few miles from Texas.
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^Whaaaa. X-files. Yeah, Scully.... I'd hit that. Turn off the x-box and go out and play with your aunt's cat. Faggot. Bush lied, people umm...can have a chocolate shake with that?
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^^^Exactly! Bush lied to the public in a public forum and got away with it. It takes no thinking to realize what is being done in black secrecy
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^I still want to work for the CIA
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