TODAYS NEWS.. Woman found dead on interstate, her panties around her ankles, and a stinky finger. Back to you in the studio, Bob.
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I am a guy. I love masturbating too. I do it everyday in the shower with hair cream rinse. I would never do it out in public. Women get smiles when they do it. Men go to jail.
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The previous comments are all BULLSH*T. I'm a guy and I think it's HOTTT!!!! I would love to watch you get off while driving...
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^^^Fuckin' right!
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^^please let us all know when the two of you will be driving around trying to catch each other masturbating so i can stay inside that day....i guess killing someone with your car because your too fuCkInG stupid to keep your eyes on the road is HOTTT isn't it?
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Post a video, I'll watch it. :D
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No jackoff, the comments above your stupid comment are not bullsh*t. I am a man too and I think it's messed up and twisted. Go jerkoff in the corner thinking about your never ending dreams....
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Pull over. get a room. go behind the catfish house dumpster. this kinda thing causes more wrecks than the highway dept collects stats for. some of us are driving around with our children.
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stop driving by yourself, get a guy to drive who can drive with one hand and pay attention while he strokes you a bit and you finish it off. Safer and very hot doing it that way. That is what I do with my woman and she loves it.
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I am a woman and I find it so hot to go down on my man while we are driving in his car on a country road. We get so excited....then pull over and he comes to my side of the car and I lean over and we finish off together. So hot......Damn...makes me hot just thinking about it. I make him get real hard before I let him pull it out....then I take over........
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pull them panties down, ye ah
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^^did you get time to submit that to hustler steve?
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lies and more lies
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NASTY NASTY NASTY! I can take comfort, knowing that I have class, and you dont!
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I can't decide what's worse...distracting drivers on the highway or not getting your flu shot. hahahaha Just kidding! Make a masturbatory video and start a vlog, or try the steps of the federal building, just keep it off the road.
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The OP is a guy. Anyone want to bet?
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^^is a vlog a log of your vagina?
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ill bet on that. its stupid. if i ever saw this, id probably crash into "her" just to prove how stupid and unattractive it is. i have a large truck . . . it might not end well.
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The OP is a guy for sure and it took at this time and all the comments for nothing....
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3^ Could be. i just thought it sounded cute.
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I'm a woman for sure....."the one who goes down on my sweet man" on country roads.Once, we hit a dead end road and had to pull into someones drive. He had his pants pulled down to his knees and I had my bra pulled up. The man in the driveway was surprised to say the least. That was actually embarassing. But then we drove on through the country and found a place and actually got out on the ground. No man here....sorry...but pure woman. Don't hate us because we enjoy our sexuality.
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i would bang that ass
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^^did you know that if you get caught you will be a sexual offender and will have to register for the rest of your life? i'm not hating you because of your sexuality, i'm hating you for your stupidity and lack of respect for other around you. not only could you kill someone else while driving around giving blow jobs, but you could also kill yourself and the man you claim you care about so much.....what is so hard about having sex in a safe place that doesnt harm other people?
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Try reading Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere. That dude's wife went down and woke up dead with her head sewn on.
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Please tell me you're not doing it with those shoes. God they're ugly and they don't match the dress.
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IT'S A MAN. STOP WASTING TIME WITH THIS BS.
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The OP is a man. Just listen to how he talks, trying to make us think he is a woman. He said, "The one who goes down on my sweet man" Women do not talk like this. Gay men do. HA!
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OP here. i have a big hairy dick and will stroke it in the car.
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my question is what road do you dirve on and about what time, I would love to watch and if you get really excited you can stop and I'll take over for you
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It's a guy you stupid a** ****s. Put your little things back in your pants.
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I am the OP, and I am NOT the same person who made the comment about going down on her "sweet man" above. I am truly a female, and truly do get off getting off in the car. Sorry to all you that don't like it or don't believe it. Its true, and the guys that have seen glimpses have shown nothing but absolute arousal and excitement, not disgust. ;)
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And I am NOT the OP but am the woman who goes down on her "sweet man" in our car. He is a man and I am a woman. And I often call him my "sweet man". That's not a gay thing. I also don't understand why there is so much bitterness. The OP and I just enjoy our sexuality. And to the OP, I know what you mean, the men who see you in your car will probably remember it the rest of their lives. Who are we kidding, who doesn't like a little sexual excitement. So, guys, you've got two females here. Get over it. I'm sure the other woman and I could light up the pages with other thoughts, feelings and actions. It is what it is. Women can be naughty too. And that's a good thing.
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Yea, right, we don't think so Mr. "Sweet man." Also, no bitterness here, just a lack of respect for trash in general. This is a man talking and although you may think you turn on some small boys, however, this is a total turn off to real men. As for the boys that may get turned on, they are doing nothing but going home wacking off thinking about the whore on the highway in her car. Do you really think anyone would say, "oh, remember the sweet nice girl, jerking off while driving her car?" No, they will remember you from your trashy ways.
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^So, Fred, remember that sweet nice girl...who was cleaning the mens' room that day? ;)
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i want pull down your pantie and f*** that ass
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Girl, I think you should do the driving and let me take care of your needs... If we crash and die I will die very happy }:-P
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Get some ben wah balls they will totally rock your world,then try it. It is so hot you will have to pull over, if you get caught talk about your period, shuts a guy down faster than anything. I agree men love catching a glimpse, even had some motorcycle babe follow me and ask if she could help. Sex is for fun morons, stop making it about something else. Hot is hot. Also makes traffic jams way more entertaining. LMAO
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Finally someone who see's through our eyes.Or someone who will admit it.Thanks. And thanks for the good ideas. :)
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hey i jack off while driving all the time ! its justfine if a girl fingers while driving too at least the cell phone isnt distracting her
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Sounds like some of these losers that are against masturbation In a car at just jealous, they must have small cocks disease. They just wish they had a hot woman to have fun with while driving down the road or anywhere for that matter. My hot blonde big tittie woman and I have lots of fun on road trips wouldnt trade it for anything. She even takes care of her self in the morning on her way to work. I think that's awesome. It also turns her on so fast if I stroke my dick In front if her while we are going down the road it driver her crazy. So why don't all you lame ass haters go hate somewhere else with you low self asteam asses
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