Bumping Bacon. Why do you think he watches so much football? Pigskin. Put down the pork rinds and strawberry sodapop, and put that battery back up you're ass.
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its *your
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^no it's you're dummy.
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^^^ That thought was so poorly constructed I'm not at all sure what you meant.BTW It is your. You're is the abbreviated version of you are. "and put that battery back up you are ass." That makes no sense.Here let me put it in terms even you can understandYou very dumb... You illiterate... You need to go back to school and get you GED.
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^^^ Many Typos!!
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I never make tyfos !!!
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Its, or it's? Your or you're. Hell it thought it was yore.
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You done be gettin you GED?
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Get to a gym you fat cow!
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Miscom..."You're to busy." and "...back up your ass"lol @ tyfos
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Another newbie to marriage. After a while that wares off. That fun new exciting feeling in the begining is never the same a few years later. Just wait until you are married for 30 years! lol Of course I think of those romantic times where we couldn't wait to be alone and years later we couldn't wait for the kids to be out of the house for the night! He might feel the same way. TALK to him!
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Help him remember by "REINVENTING YOURSELF".Get a new outfit, something sexy.Get a new hair cut, something different.Go out sometimes, when you would most times stay home.Put on some sexy funky music and dance around.In other words, invest in yourself and make yourself feel sexier, more exciting, more enchanting. New perfume, candles. Heck, if he doesn't respond to this, you'll be on the way to finding someone who will. We have to take hold of the reins and work with them until we are satisfied too. You will like yourself more and for hecks sake, don't BEG.Men nor women like "needy" "whiny" people.If you normally don't approach him for sex, get all sexed up, light some candles and pursue him. When driving, reach over and caress him. Tell him you want to go home and that have something that needs attention.
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join the club..... wahhh
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greet him at the door tonight -STARK NAKED-
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His and your love tank is running low. Do you ache for him like you used to?
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A little advise here...lay off the romance novels and get a life. Romance novels aren't real. Repeat that over and over and you should be okay.
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Gosh I'm feeling my passions stir right now. I'm going to saddle up Skippy for a moonlight ride. Meet you by the rockface, where the full moon will shine down on your fair skin making it shimmer like snow melting in the sun.
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That picture... is he sucking her boob, or sniffing her armpit?
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Both!!!
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