Wack that s h i t and make that little bastard cry.
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you're an idiot
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where the hell did you learn the jesus cares if you jerk it. Was it cause you mom used to walk in and scream "Jesus Christ stop doing that!"
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^^^Baaahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!
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Jesus isnn't a baby anymore.
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hES BEEN DEAD FOR(IF HE WAS EVER REAL)FOR OVER 2000 YEARS.AND FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND(FROM BIGGEST BOOK OF FICTION) HE WAS A VIRGIN.33 AND NEVER TOUCHED HIS DICK. OH MY GOD CAN THAT BE TRUE LOL
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^Of course not, Jesus had girlfriends...it says nothing about his love life.
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SEMEN is poisonous and must be ejected daily To let it build-up in your system and brew away is damaging to mind and body... I'm 50 and look like 35 !!! Hit it daily. Maybe not smoking or drinking a lot has something to do with it also.
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Someone told you wrong and messed up your way of thinking. Masterbation is normal and helps relieve stress. Even married people masterbate. Don't be ashamed and don't believe what someone told you.
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WTF?
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Cant you just picture it, the baby J whacking away at it in the manger while a donkey sleeps nearby and Joseph tries once agin to inseminatr Mary?
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the baby grew up
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Jesus is not a baby any more. Get that picture in your mind. He grew up. He lived as a man; at the age of 33 he was crucified, died, was buried, and rose from the dead. He ascended into heaven where he is today. As for jacking off, why don't all you numbnuts invest in a dictionary so you can learn to spell m-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-e.
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