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I love to toss salad.

I love to toss salad.

 
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I like to toss chunks after a night of binge drinking
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I take it that "tossing salad" is a metaphor, for wanking. So? You love to wank off. Get used to it, because you'll probably never get "lucky).Fucking wanker..
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It means they like to lick and suck a**. Look it up.
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You're right! Well, you CAN teach an old dog, new tricks! Not that I'll be doing THAT...Butt HELL, if you like the taste of shit, by all means, go ahead! ^^ Thanks, sweetie.
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try beating my meat !!
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Me too ! ( I'm a girl)
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troll
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a euphanism?
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"Sex and the City" devoted a whole episode to salad-tossing, but they referred to it as "toochis-lingus". The girls' consensus was that they were ok with it if the guy wanted to do it, and they even enjoyed that, but reciprocate? HELL no. Selfish b****es.
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Oh, and the operator of this message board is a b i t c h for programming it to censor the word "b i t c h".
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Tossed salad means to lick the anus and the area between the anus and genitals. I enjoy giving and recieving. I had a woman once who loved, I mean LOVED to give and recieve tossed salad. Man, she was an awesome lay. It always became better if I tossed her salad first.
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^that's disgusting, dude.
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and a tossed salad with dressing means a guy shoots his load on his partners ass and then licks. yummy
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^^^ 3 up...you sound like an old friend who saw my dog licking his "privates" and said..."I wish I could do that"...I told him to pet my dog for a while and the dog would let him lick away !!
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4 up contact me I am single.
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^ 1 up...you wanna lick my dog too ?
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what, nobody wants a tossed salad with dressing?
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You must be from Crusted Butt.
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Yes it is right near Semen Falls. Just go north from Two Ball junction and you can't miss it.
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im a chick and its the best when recieving now as for giving i've smelt wht comes out and ain't going near my husbands backdoor!!!!
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WTF, duh. If you don't toss the salad somebody will end up with a bowl full of carrots! Gods you people are stupid nowadays...prolly don't even know what a salad spinner is.
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Lick my ass!
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Thats cool, do you suck COCK?
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pne up, give me contact info and I will, and for all you ladies out there, I really do love to give a girl new experiences she will never forget.
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Let me give you some nice semen dressing for your crusted butte.
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Then lets see what your dispenser looks like, are are you ashamed to show it lololololol.
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I tend to reserve this activity for when I'm feeling extra dirty. It's usually followed with me riding her extra hard and long. God, there's just not much I'm not into. Why???
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That's funny considering the theme song to the show Frasier was Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs...what does THAT mean?
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2^ Good question.
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14^ No
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