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As sure as flies were once maggots, politicians were once lawyers.

As sure as flies were once maggots, politicians were once lawyers.

 
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I have never read a more honest post on halfpad.com. Lawyers are indeed ruining our country right along with the lobbyists.
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well, someones gotta do it
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Someone has to do it? We already have the blacks and Hispanics
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why does lawyer sound so close to liar ?
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ROFLMAO this is the funniest thread I've ever read on here . . . don't really think it counts as a secret, but it does rate as profound.
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^3 Your STUPID is showing...
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My wife got on an elevator with a lawyer, a mugger and a rapist. She had a gun with only two bullets, so she shot the lawyer twice.
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Heh, given the chance, I'd go to law school (already have a masters in psychology).
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^...did they teach you that HEH word in the headshrinkers university ?
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^^Yes, it is abreviated for heh, heh, heh.
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Heh, is an acceptable word. It's used all the time in this part of the world. You jealous because I have an eduction?
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^...accepted by who ? Jealous?-no, ppl that go into psych just do it to find their own problems !
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you be a politician then. what are you going to do about it, nothing. just complain anonymously on the internet
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IDIOT there are 435 members in the US House, of those there are 132 lawyers. 56 out of 100 senators are lawyers. This doesn't talk about state offices, where the further you get down in the pack, the lower the percentage of lawyers.Guess you simply don't know WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUTIf you were as smart as a lawyer, you would have checked the numbers before being so stupid
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The higher you go up, the wider the corruption.
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No, it's the smaller the town, the more corrupt the local government. (hehehe)
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what a gross pic
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4^Op here. You must be a mag....err lawyer. I'm a chemical engineer, smarter than most lawyers. After all I got you to do the research for me didn't I?
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Hey OP then tell me why you engineers keep needing lawyers to get your asses out of jams when you screw up your speciality. I do defense work for toxic tort cases and you chem guys are no better than the rest. The difference is, if I screw up, I can manage it and do an appeal, when you screw up, people die. Thanks for you industry helping to destroy the world. You pin heads think you know everything, until you are on the stand being crossed by someone good, then you fold like the limp dick house of cards you all are. EPIC CAREER FAIL!
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You defend toxic farts and cross penises. How interesting.
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Somebody has to help the retarded.
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