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somebody had a very demanding mom. my mom told me to embrace being a sensitive, because a lot of people don't have the gift.
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I asked Mom if I could lick the bowl. She said " NO, flush it like normal children do"...made me the man I am today (((MOM)))
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Moms give advice? Mine only called me horrible names and told me how much she despises me....
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*****I posted it because it was a slow day. Want all secrets? Post that one with you and the goat again. jk :)
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best advise? Don't believe anything on Halfpad
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Do not steal because someone had to work for what someone else takes. I better never find out that you have started a fight. But if someone starts it you have permission to defend yourself.
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mine was Dont Ever Support a Man! it stuck well.
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The world is never wrong and you are right.. chances are you are wrong and the world is right!!!! This has proven itself TRUE many, many times in my life..
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If you dry the cut end of a cucumber it will last longer.
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no matter how much you love someone, that doesnt mean they love you the same.
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Swallow
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"When a person shows you who they really are, believe them!"
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The more you do for people the more they expect.
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My mother never really told me anything of use, but my grandmother told me to never do anything now that I would be ashamed of later.
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After I told her that I was engaged she sat me down and shocked me by saying the way to keep your husband happy is to be a an excellent cook(she taught all uour her sons and daughters to cook)in the kitchen, be a respectful host for the family when guests are in the home, and be a whore for your husband in the bedroom. She said men are visual and they like their spouse to be a whore when the bedroom door closes. I told mom she was giving me too much information. lol
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my ex mil, told my ex wife, to perfect assholism, and she did !!! NOW, google a** **** and my ex wifes pic shows up !
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1 up. LOL You got that right! Our ex spouses must be related
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If you don't want kids...put it in her ass!
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My mom did not give me advice that sticks out in my memory. My dad sternly told me do date anyone I wanted except a Muslim(I was raised Protestant with church visits on major holidays, or a black man. He told me there would be big trouble if I brought either of those types home.
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"Don't cum in my mouth"
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You cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit!
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treat men like shit. They like that
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Try not to act too stupid!!
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Mom said, "Well! Of course you can do it!"
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I WAS PORN AT 12:03.MY MOM KICED ME OUT AT 5 AFTER.I WAS ONLY 16 ANS LIVE 30 MILES AWAY FROM THE CLOSES TOWN.SHE DIED ABOUT 2 YRS (LIKE REALLY DO NOT CARE)AGO AND IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.SHE NEVER EVER SHOWED LOVE AND WUD OFTEN GIVE MY GIFTS FROM AUNTS AND UNCLE TO MY OLDER BRO.HE IS NOW DYING AND I FEEL SORRY HE NEVR REALL GOT TO KNOW ME.
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