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The cute neighbor girl has my spare house key (known her for years) I come home late from work hoping to find her in my bed waiting for me.

The cute neighbor girl has my spare house key (known her for years) I come home late from work hoping to find her in my bed waiting for me.

 
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how old is she ?
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Never going to happen. She thinks you are gay.
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OP...she's 11....but VERY mature
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Op, come back here and tell us how old both of you are. If she is close to your age, have a few beers with her to lighten up the mood and then jokingly mention it to her.
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hey op...get some beer or wine...leave it on the kitchen table, then call her from work around noon and ask her to go to your place and put it in the fridge for you so it will be cold when you get home. Ask her to join you also, for all her help !!!!
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uhm.. he said she is 11.......
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1 up: STFU!
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oh im sorry you dont think this guy should be f***ing beaten to a bloody pulp and raped by like 100 guys one after another for even THINKING that!? YOU are twisted also
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someone was horsing around with the 11 y/o comment...wake up ppl !!
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The real OP: she's 22 and I'm 23, that 11 year old comment was f***ed up. and 2 up, yes perverts who fool around with kids should be Hung up by their dick and beaten like a pinyata
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The real OP: and not just in my bed for sex, cuddles and just simply to sleep with
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Real OP: You're a sweetie . . . Hope your fantasy comes true for you. :)
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I BANGED A CUTE NEIGHBOR. aLL GOOD FOR A MINUTE. nO GETTING AWAY WHEN IT GOES BAD
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1 up. You're exactly right. That is why I would never get involved with a neighbor.
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It is tricky getting involved with a neighbor, but if he really feels for her, the beer/wine on the table followed by the call later on isn't a bad idea.
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Do them all, if you don't you will regret it 30 years from now.
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^ make that 15 years !!
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3 up...agreed...do the beer/wine thing and have her put it in fridge, so it will be cold, for the movie you are bringing home...then invite her, then eat her !!
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Original poster - just find a hot stud 21 year old in the area, get him to blow you, less demands from him than her - she will want money after a few bangs.
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1^ what about the aids? That's gotta be a bummer for you homos
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OP: gay dude has a point but I'm too strait. Penis and vagina are like coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but he thinks they taste the same
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^^ LOL! that is awesome! lol
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Penis has more texture - and takes care of those oral urges, but it has to be clean, big, and oh so round for me to take it on.
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Does she have big titties?
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OP: ^she has huge tits! they actually make her head appear small.
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If she was hot, I would eat her, while he bangs my hole, and maybe two buddies that want some hand action, gives the community some ease at all getting along, lets get going.
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I am still waiting for the straight man, five up to call me, I want his textured penis.
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If I had to choose between Coke or Pepsi or penis, I would take the big "P" so for 4th up, straight boi, come on over tonight. I am ready.
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OP: sometimes I wish this wasn't completely anonymous
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To the OP - I fully agree, wish we could meat up.
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OP: ^1 I dont think youll come back to this page anyways, if so I'd like to chat.
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OP: I happened, she got a boyfriend a little bit later and has moved. I moved on and have a great girl myself.
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