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i have a dangerous job and dangerous hobbies because the only time i'm happy is when i'm close to death.

i have a dangerous job and dangerous hobbies because the only time i'm happy is when i'm close to death.

 
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that sounds like a fun life, you are inspiring me
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You won't be very happy when you die, now, will ya?
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If you enjoy the love of living close to death, get married.
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1 up. Don't tell them that. Marriage is death
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What do you do, peel a hard boiled egg while trying not to fall out of your recliner?
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well you know what they say. you've never lived life until youve come close to death
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....you should try my wifes cooking if ya like it on the edge, I swear.
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you need to prove your divinity?? you don't need to prove it to me....therefore carry on.... should you prove it to yourself????
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1 up...and who might you be that needs things proven to? (in your opinion, only)
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I'm the same, I race cars and motocross, skydive, drink smoke weed like its oxygen. I'd much rather die before I'm 40 than be an old geriatric who pisses themselves and has no life anyway. doesn't seem to work though, I think I might be invincible because I rarely injure myself
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i'm a geriatric...I dont piss myself, tho, I piss on pot plants and in draft beer kegs in bars where motocross riders hang out !!
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^COOL 2^ You think doing those things gives you a life? You're substituting like the op to cover up a meaningless existence.
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^1 at least we do something with our existence. you most likely just waste our oxygen.
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^...our oxygen ?.............you own it, hmmmmmm
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so.
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infact i do own it. should be charging for this shit.....
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4^ You "do something" with your existence that is completely meaningless. Woohoo, good for you! I guess thwe only bright side is it makes you feel better than other people. Your skydiving is a waste of oxygen, tard (i.e. serves no purpose to anyone besides yourself and the few benefiting financially from your escapade).
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1^ so what do you do? go to work sit at your desk then come home and sit on the couch?
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1 up Baaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
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Nerd...
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3^ Really, is that the only alternative you can imagine to a life full of death-defying stunts? You're lacking in imagination among other things.
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Hey i agree I dont want to die an old man in pain I want to go crashing through heavens gates screaming what a ride. If you only have one life to live why not enjoy it and make memories because you cant take anything else with you when you go. Id rather be in hell and tourchered while thinking about the good times I had than heaven reminesing about my 9-5 job that was boring as hell
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No wonder this country is f***ed up. People unnecessarily limit themselves to two choices, jumping out of planes or 9-5 jobs. grow an imagination.
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