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I'm afraid if I take this highway, I might end up in HELL.

I'm afraid if I take this highway, I might end up in HELL.

 
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You're already in hell
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I work for the FDOT and can tell you straight up those bridges are done for.
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^Fuck 'em. People get what they deserve in this country. You want less government? Let the damn bridges collapse. Maybe it will take some republicans out and decrease the surplus population of a** ****s.
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stupid
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This IS hell...duh
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there is no hell you are an idiot
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there is only one sure way to leave Florida with 1 million dollars......that is simply, arrive here with 4 million dollars !
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5 up: I love you. Thanks for your sensibilities
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6 up...or perhaps it will take your sorry welfare driven ass, OUT !
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^Not a chance. I'll charter a private jet before taking my family on that bridge.
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which bridge?...there are about 11,000 in Fl
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3 up. Sorry, pal. It's not all about the corporations and war in America. Reign them in and the destitute would not have to eat what they can get. Where's your compassionate conservatism your ilk espouses when it is suited for your agenda? Let me guess; you're a Christian too, right?
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1 up: LOL Jesus was destitute too. I wonder what he would say to the the poster 4 up.
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^ He would demand the Republicans stop using his name in vain so they could get elected. The Republicans like to invoke Christ's name all the time, but none want to admit that Jesus was a Socialist.
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Jesus sure was a Socialist. He never said that God helps those who help themselves. In fact, that quote is not even in the Bible. Instead, Jesus took a few fish and, rather than telling the people to go find their own fish he fed 5000 people.
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1^ That's right!
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^ he got them from a bridge too.........(the fish)
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lol I suppose that is in the bible?
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...as a matter of fact, IT IS !!
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Man, what a bunch of f***tards most of you are! Yes, I am a Christian, a conservative Republican, and I believe in teaching someone to fish so he can eat for a lifetime. Jesus was not taking care of lazy, shiftless people when He fed the 5000 with the fish, and oh, soooo many on welfare today are nothing more than lazy and loud mouthed. And scripture says "he who will not work should not eat."
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OP, your original post is hilarious! Thanks for the chuckle this afternoon.
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^3 eat shit mother f***er!
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4^ "Jesus was not taking care of lazy, shiftless people when He fed the 5000 with the fish." Is that in the Bible or just an opinion made to suit your politics?
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Highway to Hell AC-DC #1
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2^, have you read the story of Jesus feeding the 5000? They were people who came to hear Him preach and teach. He had great compassion for them. He prayed for them and took care of them by feeding them. They weren't lazy, shiftless people who needed fed by the government. They were people who recognized Jesus for Who He Is - the Savior, the Son of God.
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No one is going to save us - we have to save ourselves (personally as well as collectively)
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^AMEN
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Think that all you want, 2^. Doesn't make you right. You'll find that out someday. I pray for the people who frequent this forum, that you would become followers of Jesus Christ before it is too late. Remember, even the demons know Who Jesus is. That you don't means the devil has truly succeeded in hoodwinking you.
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1 up: Alright, here I go again. Tell me. How do you know God exists? Do you you see him with your eyeballs? Do you talk to each other with your spoken words?
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^He just is. You have to know God for him to come to you
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6^ So, by "lazy, shiftless people" you actually mean people who don't love Jesus? I still fail to understand how you know Jesus was not feeding even one lazy person in that crowd. I don't think Jesus cared to discriminate against the lazy, shiftless people. What the f*** does shiftless mean?
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1 up. You're full of shit. He just is, eh? He just is. LOL Do you know how retarded you sound with a statement like that? I spend 40 years in the church, including being a church leader. I used to think he just is and that I had to know Him for him to come to me. It was based on the same nonsense that you believe; it was based on assumptions, conjecture, and, ahem, faith.
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cont... none of it was steeped in truth as we define it.
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God doesn't give us the spirit of fear but of sound mind. God helps those who can't help themselves, if you read his word you'd known that. God is patient beyond our imagination but when he decides to deal with those who enjoy mocking him... Well let's just say you won't be so cocky but as instead you'll be whining about how life is doing you such wrong lacking wisdom " a fool will return to his sin as a dog returns to his vomit"
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3^ You directed your comment to the wrong person.
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"shiftless" - slothful, careless, indolent. What, did you think it wasn't a word? Bwahahahahaha.
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Lazy, shiftless people are people who could work, if they would only avail themselves of the opportunities around them.
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6^, you sing that same sad song on here every chance you get. I am not impressed. You have lost your faith because you have allowed satan to deceive you. You're not winning at the game of life, and you're certainly not winning at the game of eternity. You need help, man. Here's praying you get some. Meanwhile, don't be a stumbling block to your brothers and sisters.
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Maybe some of the lazy, shiftless people don't want to be slaves to a job so that some a** **** can sit back and get rich off of thier hard work. Maybe they refuse to kiss ass to get ahead like so many other Americans seems to do.
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I actually thought it was a kind of car. BOY was I wrong! HSHAHAHAHA
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2^, so instead of working, the people you refer to live off welfare? What sense does that make?!? They should not eat if they are unwilling to work for a living.
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3^, if the people you're referring to aren't willing to work, how ARE they feeding themselves and paying their rent, internet service, car payment, etc? Are you one of those people?
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Think I'll pull up a chair and pop some popcorn. This debate is getting interesting!
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^2 non of your goddamn business. That's how. Btw...there is no such thing as welfare anymore you f***ing idiot.
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2^ Looks like you jinxed it.
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Nah, looks like 2^ has been inspired to turn on the horse('s rearend) power. He's gonna show us all he's got!
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None of my GD business, eh? Sounds like you don't have the courage to be honest about things here. Tsk, tsk. Why does that come as no surprise? And if there's no such thing as welfare any more, what do you call all of these programs to pass out taxpayers' money to single mothers, provide housing-telephones-bus passes, etc?
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm....entitlement ? we owe them for some foolish reason ?
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^You republicans are heartless, evil, sadist, bastards. You are the opposite of what Jesus Christ taught. The opposite of Christ = the antichrist. 666 = GOP
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1 up. That is correct. The people yelling the loudest about the poor consider themselves Christian. I know, I was in several Baptist churches for 40years and those people pay lip service to the poor. Sure, they give some money to the poor, but they never set up one weekly soup kitchen. Their focus was more on epanding the size of the church property.
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cont...it seems to me the majority of the churches doing anything for the poor are black churches and the Catholics.
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Must be HELL when you run out of toilet paper or milk or food and you can"t go to the store that is down this highway......lol
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