Hide under the desk when the boss comes around.
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Is your new job an astrologist?
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Are you an astronaut?
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If you are an astronaut, whatever you do, DO NOT hide under the desk.
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^ Astronauts do not have desks. Space Camp 101
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I let the ladies in my office suck my cock on Fridays. They love it fight over who gets to go first. There's plenty of meat to go around.
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You wish, burger-flipper^
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Are you James T. Kirk?, because that looks like space...the final frontier
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2^ ask your mom. She swallows.
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^2 Captain Kirk would be the boss and he wouldn't be affraid...as if. You make me laugh.
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^well, excuuuuuse me. nerd.
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yeah, it's probably about your new team, come on already....love me
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Don't worry honey. Blowjobs will take you straight to the top. It worked for me.
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you got the job clearly you are good at what you do!!! You'll do GREAT!!! :-)
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^4 It's trekker. Now excuse me while I get some coffee and a muffin from the replicator mechanism. Status Mr. Spock? When will we reach the Rigel star system?
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Congratulations!Too funny The Finale Frontier.
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Meet the new boss...same as the old boss
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2^ take off your ears, put down your mattel replica tricorder, and talk to a girl.
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Dont let it show! big mistake I made at my last job them they start to walk on you and its really hard to turn that shit around!You will do great after all you were the best candidate!
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^the best candidate doesn't always get the job. Remember George Bush? Just sayin'
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^Yeah really, and look at his competition! The best candidate doesn't apply sometimes.
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2^ obozo sure as hell isn't qualified to run a lemonade stand let alone a country!! Wasn't worth a sHit as a community organizer!!
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^brilliant. I'll bet you were the smartest person at the idiot convention.
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^ or at least the Star Trek convention
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^Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek was and still is GENIUS.
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Don't worry about your boss. With all the false sexual harrassment charges in America's workplaces, he is just as scared of you.
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Hit on your boss. All your fears will fall away
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f*** the boss , he should be afraid of you , Keep ya head up ;)
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So how were the first few days?
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