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I am self-destructive, mentally and physically. People see me as a strong and brave person. I'm just really great at faking it. I hate my life and myself.

I am self-destructive, mentally and physically. People see me as a strong and brave person. I'm just really great at faking it. I hate my life and myself.

 
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You need to find a good man that understands you. Know anyone like that? Maybe someone from your past? Someone to look out for you. Someone that has your best interests at heart.
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You really need someone close to help you get over this...
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Hang in there, babygirl... It will get better!
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i think i might do the same thing...yeah take a walk down some train tracks, i can't take no more, i wish i had a man to be by my side:(
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I'm so attracted to all that for some strange reason.
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^The reason ain't strange, just think about it.
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^I know.
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OP here. I'm baffled as to why it's attractive. Is it the damsel in distress? Is it attractive that I feel life is not worth the trouble???
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^Maybe it's easier, less burdensome to assess and try to help another instead of the self. Maybe it's easier to help the self when looking at a mirror of the way one feels.
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Or maybe, the wolves can always spot a sheep.
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^3 Why do people rescue animals? Because they have compassion and sympathy and want to share the love that is in their heart. Same concept here, maybe. Empathy.
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^ Yes. Another good reason. There are many more, use your imagination.
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and? you're telling me this why?
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Self redemption? Empathizing? Masochistic? Nurturer? Potentially easy lay? You're speaking of reasons in general correct?... can I have the cliff notes?
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^ got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues and you know it don't come easy...
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^ aaahhh, music. Ok, back to the topic? Is it one soul relating to another. Two birds of a feather perhaps? Would you like to wallow in my misery with me?
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^ Your not paying attention. Empathy. Look it up! I want to heal you because I am a compassionate person. What more is there to understand? The desire to help and not harm...get it? Maybe it will make MY life worth while. It's not all about you, you know?
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^there were several comments so there's some confusion. My comments were 9, 15
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Forget it. My lengthy comment was fubared ^ and I don't care to keep this going. Just assume you're right, I'm sure that works for you.
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^of course it does. I'm always right...pretty much.
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^ ok, Mr. Arrogant... how do you propose to heal me... theoretically of course :-)
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^I would start by kissing every part of your body. I would savor every part of you. I would hold you so tight that the love in my heart would flow through me and into you, body and soul... and that's just the foreplay.
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^ sounds like what my dreams are made of. An aching pain and constant yearning. Strong, competent hands guiding and taking.
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2^ give a little bit of heart and soul? Is someone listening to Best of the 80's volume 3?
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^2 Dreams can come true. Are you feeling the love? :-)
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^ like raindrops soaking in my skin
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^Let them wash away the pain, sweetheart and cleanse your soul with pure, clean love. Like rain from heaven.
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^ I'll think of each drop as an embrace, renewing and strengthening until the day it's in the flesh.
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^cool :-) I want you to be happy, healthy, and awesome as you can be, babe.
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^ and you? Are you happy?
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^sometimes...sometimes not so much
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^ oh now that will simply not do. With a heart like yours you deserve to be happy. What could or would make your heart sing everyday?
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^I don't believe that kind of happiness exists in this world. True happiness comes for a moment and then it is gone with the wind...cue Tara's Theme
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^maybe I'm paranoid but I have a feeling you're someone that knows me but not the person I would think... so you're a believer of heaven and feeling no pain there? Life on earth being trials and tribulations? What gives you fleeting moments of joy in your current earthly life then?
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Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy...really. I feel very happy when it's sunny and fair with temps in the low 70's and low humidity. The weather has everything to do with mood. I'm stuck in a state that has crappy weather 11 months out of the year.
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^sunshine is essential to natural well being. Vitamin K I believe.
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^Are you a nurse by any chance?
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^nope
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^Eu sunt ploaie.
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^Je suis las. I am not Tara.
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^You're tired...lay your head upon my pillow, hold your warm and tender body close to mine.
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^6 I think sunshine is vitamin D, Ms. K
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^ oops! It is Vitamin D. Sometimes it's nice to be wrong, equalizes my ego. ^2 how sweet that idea sounds but alas you are but an unknown person and I am very particular about my pillows.
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^ I told you I'm always right way up there^...Oh, you and I we could make beautiful music together. I get this strange feeling I know you, too. Am I really unknown to you or are you being coy?
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How would I know if you are known? Have I a name or any shred of truth to your identity? No, you have only given me words that ring true and a familiar feeling in my gut. If it is who I want it to be then I would have to say you're right again; it would be beautiful music indeed.
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^ Who do you want me to be? Maybe we should introduce ourselves? Or Reintroduce ourselves, as it were.
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^ Since you are always right how about you go first and I'll follow suit.
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My name is **** ******* I live in *** ************, **. I have a dog named **** and a cat named ****. I am single, and good looking. I have a big old house full of old stuff and guitars. I like good looking, smart women that can match my intellect. Your turn.
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My name is ******** ******. I live in **********, **. I have a dog named ******. I am single and thankfully not a cat lady. I think I am attractive but also believe beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I like men who have big, old houses with guitars. Sadly the one who holds my heart is not single and is where my misfortune lies.
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Maybe it's time to get your groove back? We seem to have a lot in common. It's raining out this morning in my part of Ohio. How's the weather where you're at?
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Do you normally hijack posts in hopes of seducing women?
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C'mon now. You've got to get past the self destructive thing. The defense mechanism in your brain is hijacking your ability to move ahead in a positive and trusting way. I want to help you. We've covered all of this before. How can I seduce you if you won't let me? I'm just trying to make you feel good inside, and myself, too. BTW, I haven't seduced anyone in several years.
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^ although you may be right in your assumption I am a realist with tendencies of too many flights of fancy and that self-defense mechanism has been well perfected and for good reason. You live in Ohio and I live in Florida. In theory it all sounds marvelous but a theory is all it is. I'm a little less talk, a lot more action kind of girl and I can run like the wind.
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See ya, then.
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One last question to satisfy my curiosity if you would allow... do you live in New Philadelphia?
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2^ comma splice.
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^2 nice work detective.
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^oops, I don't want to stop talking to you. I'm liking the conversation. What do you look like?
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2^ Thanks, I'm a black civil engineer, buff and clean-shaven.
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Hmmn...You never can tell. I'm a white middle aged man. Don't pay any attention to the racists on here, man. All white people aren't crackers like that, even in rural Ohio.
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^btw you can forget about all of that healing crap up there. I like girls, dude.
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How was work?
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2^ I think you knew all along, and you don't just like girls, princess.
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^Fuck off freak
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^2 btw I'm not the one pretending to be a female. Getting in touch with your feminine side? Makes you feel pretty, huh? Boy, those Dolphins SUCK...like you fag
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^ wth happened here? Some douchebag attempting comedy? It's ridiculous how insane and corrupt some people are... I obviously didn't run very far.
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I just showed once again why it is a stupid idea to try hooking up on an anonymous website. Get a room and get on CL already.
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3^ That's right. I'll be real pretty kicking your ass. My boots will show you how to find the pleasure in pain, princess.
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4^ btw I don't suck, it's what I use you white boys for. Never had one refuse to drop and give me twenty.
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^ I don't, nor ever, have serious hopes of hooking up from a "connection" on the internet. It"s a nice distraction though. It's all smoke in mirrors.
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^I'll bet you are a fat, white, poor, wife beater.
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^ haha... no. I'm the OP and I have a V A G I N A. You got one guess right though; I am white. Chin up fool, 1 out of 4 ain't bad.
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^You are all full of shit
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^ what kind of shit are we talking about here? Monkey shit, horse shit, bullshit, chicken shit, cow shit( with/without mushrooms?)
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Did neither of you realize that there is a 3rd person in the room? Surely one of you did. You went from lovey dovey to shitting on each other, all with me guessing at and playing on the homophobia of Don Juan. What a loser. 3^ Enjoy! (your boy toy was serious even if you were not) 2^ Call me, Princess ;)
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^God loves a s s h o l e s like you, evidently. The world is your oyster, m o t h e r f u c k e r.
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^ If it weren't for the homophobia, then it never would have worked. So, I'd love to take the credit but wee willy wonker above deserves more, so much more, than any damsel could give.
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Homosexuality is found in 453 species and counting. Homophobia is found in only one.
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^Homosexuals are the reason republicans control our state and federal government agendas, ass head. Homophobia is CAUSED BY HOMOSEXUALS and their desire to push their unseemly lifestyle down people throats. Keep it in the closet and shut the f*** up. I'm more concerned about the impoverished than some yuppie fag or dyke's right to get married. Get over yourself. There ARE more important issues other than QUEERS.
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^ "Unseemly" is a value judgement, not a statement of fact. Keep your heterosexuality in the closet, if that's really how you feel. Repubs don't control political agendas. Elites control agendas, and the dems and repubs carry out their marching orders. Divide and conquer, they got you too, and you are easily manipulated for it.
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In 2004 George Bush won Ohio by a slight margin. Also on the ballot was an anti gay marriage referendum that rallied the far right in Ohio. Bush narrowly defeated John Kerry and won a second term. Homosexuality is not a race, creed, nor a religion yet it is used as a wedge issue to divide the American voters, but the gay and lesbian community just doesn't know when to lay off and get your sex lives out of peoples faces. Like I said before, get over yourself. Nobody is going to bat for the working class, but hey we better take care of the gays...what a world. Talk about elitist marching orders.
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^ Actually, people are going to bat for the working class. People are also taking on Wall Street. Mainstream media does not cover this, because mainstream media is owned. The elites far prefer to keep us divided on social issues, like abortion and gay rights, versus economic issues. Anyway, Bush won Ohio the same way he won Florida, he was the elite choice for Pres. Being the elite choice for Pres., instead of the elite choice for Pres. contender, gives only one more perk...you get just enough votes through mysterious means to win, and no one in authority investigates the votes. Ohio was stolen, son. Look it up. Importantly, Kerry would have ruled in the elite name no less than Bush did. The only real difference, is that Kerry would have been more sympathetic to gay rights! hahaha
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I live here, you don't have to remind me Ohio was stolen...just like Fla. in 2000. What the hell do you people really want? Public fornication rights? The right to wear latex and leather to the work place? Get a clue.
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^ Sounds like you're the one without a clue. You don't understand the arguments behind the push for gay rights. Every social movement is based upon real problems, just as every economic ideology attempts to address real economic problems. Go get a clue, I'm not handing them out, sugar.
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I still want to help the babe on the railroad tracks. I'm just that kind of guy. Plus, she looks like she has a nice little body under all of that dress. Yep, I want to rescue her.
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^ Wait'll you see the surprise in her panties.
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I'm referring to the girl in the picture, not the troll that posted it. YOU are why people are homophobic.
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^ my post was legitimate. I am not an internet troll.
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^which personality am I talking to now? The apathetic woman or the gay civil engineer?
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^ I couldn't be a gay civil engineer if I tried.
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2^ I couldn't be an apathetic woman if I tried either.
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The girl in the picture has a package. Look at any ladyboy website, and you'll be surprised what a little makeup and hormones can do. Secondary sex characteristics are a lot more ambiguous than people like to imagine.
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^sorry, I don't frequent those web sites. It is a picture of a girl. You are a freak.
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^ I am a freak. Duh. No need to apologize. Freaks are everywhere you go. About 1 out of 10 of the "hot" girls you see have packages nowadays. That number goes up with increasing anonymity. The social science survey does not lie. Holly came from Miami, FLA/ Hitchhiked her way across the USA/ Plucked her eyebrows on the way/ shaved her legs and then he was a she/ She says "Hey, babe/ I'm an apathetic woman in need of rescuing/ Hey, babe, let's honeymoon in Hawaii."
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I've been a male all of my life. I know the difference between male and female. Your mind is not functioning correctly, but then the entire world is suffering from an epidemic of mass insanity. So you've deffinately got a lot of company.
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^ The entire world? That would be a pandemic. An epidemiologist you are not. Since you are unaware of how malleable secondary sex traits are (likely do not understand the term either), you are really just insecure and preferring your bubble to reality. So unique. bah
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Me too...nice to have some company huh?
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^2 It is a comfortable bubble I live in, Dr. Strangelove
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^3 OP here. First off, you just enjoy thinking you're intelligent my means of sesquipedalism. That's obvious by not only your incorrect use of malleable but also the weak argument of secondary sex traits. Regardless of how easily they can be changed, it is not part of the natural process to do so. An example, albeit simple, of a "malleable" secondary trait would be a woman dying her hair color or cutting it short. How bout you do some research while looking up sesquipedalism.
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^Marry me Scarlett...say yes, say yes
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^ oh Rhett, if only.
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^This thread has me confused. I'm picturing Jamie Foxx dressed in drag as Scarlett O'Hara. I want one of the beautiful females from my past to come to me. There are several I can think of that I would love to be with. Even if it were just for the company.
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^ that is why I try not to take anything online seriously. I thought the post aboutt GWTW way^^^^^^ there was interestingly coincidental so I felt compelled to answer the marriage proposal. I do secretly hope that by some miraculous occurence, I will be lucky enough the one I look for.
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^Me, too Scarlett
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Do you really live in Ohio?
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^I'm a buckeye
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Is malleable something like gullible? Gosh, I hope so ;)
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^ don't hope for too long. Malleable would go with good intent while gullible would follow intentional deceit. I'd rather be gullible and get burned than stack the weight of dishonesty.
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Go Buckeyes!
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If malleable is related to mallet, then is gullible related to guillotine?
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Information overload: guillotine; french revolution; napoleon; ice cream; chocolate strawberries; strawberry fields; deanna carter; country music; porch living; porch monkey; zoo; animal keeper; lions
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Cont... lions
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^ Maybe my third attempt will work... CONTINUED!!!...
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^ 4th then.
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^f***ing 5th.
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And tigers and bears oh my circus which is what this is 5Ws?
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^Take a deap breath...hold it...let it out slowly. Again...hold it...slowly...Again...The sun came out today :)
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^ thanks. You sound like a therapist I use to know. This is going to sound funny but the deep breath/exhale practice was one of the most amazing things anyone has ever taught me. I understand complicated but simple don't come so easy.... I'm glad the sun was shining today. Did you bask in it and feel it touch your soul?
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^No basking yesterday, I was working inside. I wish I could get my dog to try that technique, she was acting very crazy when I got home...even by dog standards.
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^ did you know that there is an assortment of medications for dogs like Prozac and the like? I used to work at an animal clinic and came across some fluoxentine(Prozac) while filling some meds and was shocked. I've known a few "crazy" dogs and they're much easier to soothe than humans.
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^the vet gave me valium once for another crazy dog I used to have. I ended up taking it myself.
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^ a vet tech I worked with took them too and swore by the anal method of delivery. This is the same guy I know that got busted shoplifting dora dvds in the wee hours of the morning.
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^I talked a girl I lived with into trying to "express the dogs anal glands"(don't ask)at home rather than pay the vet to do so. The vet made it look easy enough. Anyway, she gloved up and on the back porch tried it. It didn't work, but thinking of that episode never, ever fails to make me laugh. That was high comedy. She was funny...the dog was, too.
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^ haha! That would make me laugh too. I was and am, familiar with expressing anal glands. I've squirted myself a few times in the past and had to walk around with that stench wafting in my nose for hours. Impacted(clogged) glands have an odor that's putrid.... I nursed a dog once with a 3/4 rotted leg once and she chewed it that way. Not funny but it was interesting. I have a lot of cool, funny and sad tales from that job.
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^I'm glad you're into anal glands. It really takes the pressure off.
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^I believe that this thread has officially bottomed out...see you on up the dial;)
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I'm spinning the dial but I'm not sure where it will land. Adios Amigo and thanks.
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^ you're welcome.
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Is that you?
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^No. Some peeping Tom, evidently.
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^ You didn't say Adios Amigo? I wonder if our sesquipedalian friend is still calling the tune...I don't know who to trust.
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Adios Amigo. See you at the park?
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^ on top of the hill, right?
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^yes. Wha happen? you weren't there.
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^ sorry, I had to express the anal glands of an uppity hobo. Hope you're still there when I get back.
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^make sure you wash your hands...with soap! I'll be waiting..."I don't think so" " I can't do my work!"
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^ now I can't keep up. I'm not sure who's pulling the strings but I'm damn sure feeling like a puppet. Time to find my scissors. This is nuts. No place for the weary kind, huh?
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^ btw... the last thing I posted was the first Adios Amigo.
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^Wha Happen!?
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Sometimes pulling strings is like pissing in the wind. Out.
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^2 both 3
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^ Let'sjust exchange emails, and get out of here!
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^how bout u create an email address and I'll e-mail u.
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Don't do it. I'm done here. I'm the good guy.
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^ Don't worry, I'll be back.
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Ugh, I don't know who to believe. I just made a disposable e-mail for weeding out the Peeping Tom. lilyphuket@yahoo.com
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^I will not respond. You are wasting your time.
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^2 Nice try, though. T******3@*******
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It worked as well as I expected!
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This is like bad dialog in a comic strip.
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^2 do you feel better now? That was that last nail in the coffin for me. Story of my life.
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^2 maybe it's just like a bad comic strip. Guess I'll email you after all. What is there to lose?
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I want you to feel good OP. I want to feel good, too... It's nice to be nice to the nice:)
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Technically speaking of your idiom though, the last nail in your coffin would be the story of your death, not life. I mean, that's just stupid...you've been getting the last nail in the coffin your whole life? Just kidding! Hope you get better soon!
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knock, knock, knock...anybody home?
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Who's there?
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Flower delivery. Roses...for YOU.
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---------<------@ every girls dream. How about some pretend diamonds? My as well go all out.
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^if I get you those I would expect pretend sex after. Oooh, baby!
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^ As long as you give me a mind blowing pretend orgasm, I'll give you all of the pretend sex your willy wanker desires. I want a Mustang Shelby GT500 Eleanor while we're making requests.
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All we need is virtual reality for all of our dreams to come true.
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I'd hardwire my self in and never leave the dream. I'd even go as far to say I could do without Eleanor... what would your virtual world look like?
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I don't know. Maybe I'm already living in it? Sure feels real, huh?
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Mine feels more like a nightmare than a dream. I'm wandering through a room and no one has a face. If I go on feelings and hope alone then it leaves a trailing question mark that eventually catches up with me and then the room goes dark. We don't share that assurance.
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^I want to protect you from the dark.
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^ Reveal yourself. I would place my life, love and trust in your hands. Everyday in different citys and sites many share the same plight. Searching thru the rubble hoping to cling to something more than subtle clues and smokey rooms. Send a flare, show you care, I need you now more than ever. This life I'm leading without you is tattered and threadbare.
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Honey, I've been sending up flares for two years now. It's a real missed connection. Here, there, and everywhere. Is it really her? I'm wonderin'? Do wa talk, talk...wonderin'
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^ hhmmm.. what a coincidence.. two years. Do you by any chance know the date you met her? I remember when I met him, how I felt even then and the words that were spoken. It's etched in my heart like so many other memories. I miss him and was just thinking today of all the things we'd probably never do.
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^Things you will never do? Like what?
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^ I've shared enough freely. I'm not doing that anymore.
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Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again...and touched the sound of silence.
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I was planning on making a mix CD this weekend. What choices shall I put on it?
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Off the top of my head: "Cupid" by Sam Cooke, "Mr. Postman" by The Beatles(I prefer this version to the that of The Supremes), "Up on the Roof" by The Drifters, "My Girl" by The Temtations, "Crying" by Roy Orbison, "My Way" by Frank Sinatra(Elvis Presly version would also work. These songs are probably all on youtube. I did not give this any thought at all except for my mood. Just sayin' so you know.
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You're mood is in line with mine. My radio was on the 50's yesterday.
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Sounds like a match made in the 50s. Can you batter the shrimp and suck me off at the same time? Do you like the feeling of hot grease on your nuts?
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^ I don't have any nuts! Thought we were past that. I do like those little umbrellas in my drinks. How about we have some pretend drinks, while you share your bucket list that will never be?
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This is nuts. I didn't post ^1 or ^2. Have fun playing without me.
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^ I didn't mean it though. My heart has been broken too many times to take these occasional bruises well. I'll always keep running back to you, when you call.
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You can call me any time.
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^ sounds great!! Like, yeah!! I think tomorrow I'll find some totally lame BS excuse and give ya a ring a ling. What's that number again? That's ok, I'm sure I'll forget to check back anyway.
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Are you being sarcastic? I mean it though. Just call me any time. You can call me day or night.
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If you're so certain it's me then feel free to call me anytime day or night. And if you're just someone attempting to f*** with me, you are wasting your time, you haven't even scratched the surface.
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No, you call me. You got a lot of splainin' to do, Lucy!
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^only if you call me first and repeat^ phrase in a spanish accent.... I'll even let the call go to VM and let you leave it in a message then I'll call you back and tell you whatever you want to know.
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What is the last number of your phone number and your middle initial? I will call and leave the message if you respond correctly. I know you will respond with bs because you have no clue who I am or you are supposed to be.
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4 A
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^not the answer I was looking for. Bye, now.
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^ that's why I wouldn't call him. Bye
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Also... you should just call her. If mine weren't so complicated I'd call him and lay it all on the line. Mine can never be and I'll most likely spend my days in a false reality until my heart bleeds out. Just a thought...
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I'll call you. It may take some time, because I lost my hands in a freak accident at the veterinary clinic. It was worth it though, come help me spend this disability windfall. I've missed you so much.
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You must find all this quite amusing. Every turn I've played the fool. I loved him unconditionally and still through his similar foolish games. I've given both him and this too many allowances. I've had my fill. Have a good night trolling.
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^Who is him that you love unconditionally?
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2^I'm giving you an advance on your allowance. Least you could do is let me have my fill.
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For these here are my desires and I won't give them up to you this time around. And so I'll be found with mu stake stuck in ground, marking the territory of this newly impassioned soul.
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^who did? ...Lycanthrope? That you, mate?
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^2 do you mean to say "my" stake in the ground? Because "mu" stake in the ground really doesn't make much sense at all...unless that is some sort of west London accent.
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mu stake stuck...quite a turn of phrase, poetic even. That's what I thought when I wrote it, and that's what I think now. I'm not bearing my heart for you anymore. You're just as twisted as the gay civil engineer, and mu desires deserve the fairer hands of someone like the woman in the painting. Thank you all so much for thoroughly nailing in the one, last final nail in my backup coffin.
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Good leave then, Billy Bob or whoever the hell you are! I AM the lady with the "fairer hands," and I think your "mu" is truly the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. It makes me want to spell out sounds, which is something I abhor. There's something you should know too. I emailed the gay civil engineer, and he's quite the romancer. Subtle, like us more refined women prefer. PSHAW
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And, dude, it's baring, not bearing. Was that a Freudian slip?
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Woah, this is making me dizzy. My sweet sweet lover, I didn't write any of this. This has gone on long enough, you are ruining my love life! (yes, it was a typo)
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^There are evil demons that lurk here. I am the original helper outer. Good luck and sweet dreams. Don't trust anyone. Farewell.
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^ I don't.
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^You can trust me. I'm not an evil demon, nor are any here. They have better things to do than fool around with melodramatic men playing out soap opera fantasies anonymously.
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^1( insert endless laughter) buuullllllshit! ^3 you weren't responding to me, the OP, because I sure as shit didn't post "sweet, sweet lover" ... something smells fishy, go go gadget.
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I find it funny that the post hijackers attempt to recreate a probable scenario. I picture men, dressed in drag, prancing around speaking with a falsetto. Gay civil engineer?? Hmm.... was there ever a gay civil engineer? This is turning out to be more fun than I imagined.
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^2 Fishy? My soul stirs with renewed excitement!
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Who doesn't like excitement? It's good to stir your soul. Double, double, toil and trouble... come taste my witches brew and see what I have in store for you. Like Hansel and Gretel, you'll be fattened and plumped all for the sake of my greedy... hmmm... now even I'm getting stumped....None of this matters ya know so don't let your soul soar to great lengths because the saying goes, the higher you fly, the harder you fall. Grounded is where I'll be.
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I need you all to kindly exit my secret. Thanks. Except you. You can stay and whisper sweet nothings to me.
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^you poor thing. You can have my secret if you want. I would give you the details but I'm guessing you can fill them in yourself as you've already assumed the role of me at least half of the time. Have at it... I'll be content watching you be me.
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^ and 2^ Nice ploy. I know not to trust your games. Put another quarter in the jukebox, if you wish. I'm won't be coming back here.
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Go ahead and say something. I know you've been looking, princess.
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^no I haven't
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I already said I''m not coming back here for the last time. Was that too acute for you?
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^Sybil? Please let me talk to Sybil. Sybil, I know you are in there.
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^2 I believe the proper word would be astute, in that context. The pain this thread has given me in the ass, however, is acute!
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^ No, the word was acute. I chose it as the opposite of obtuse. How does astute make any sense there? Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and desert you.
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^Astute as in clever, cunning, ingenious, shrewd...that's what google says, not me.
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Rick Astley?!...yikes! That was a pretty good song, I guess.
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^ Yes, you got rick-rolled on halfpad.
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^Well, at least it was from somebody I know.
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^ How do you know?
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^because you love me
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^My last comment was ^^^ many spaces. You have no idea who you're communicating with or if they're male/female.
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^at this point that is irrelevant. In my mind you are exactly who I want you to be until you prove you are not. You love me and you always will. Analyze that!
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No need to analyze it. It's your fantasy.
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you got that straight, man
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You're my fantasy too. I'm the one that rick-rolled you on halfpad.
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^You love me?
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^ Who couldn't love you?
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^ :) I knew it
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HAH! Yes. I was hooked the moment you called me a sesquipedalian.
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^uh...that wasn't me. Another missed connection. Damn! I love you T.
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^ yes, it was me. I'm actually the one who made that word up. Good luck in finding T.
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^I hope you and the gay, black, buff civil engineer are very happy together. Btw, I would have better luck finding Waldo than the T woman. I could always call her, but that would be way to easy and real for me. I prefer fantasy.
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hahaha, I am the gay, black, buff civil engineer. We are happy 2gether, thanks! Waldo is one tricky sumb****, so don't bet the farm or coffin nails just yet ;) smooches, buddy.
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2^ I think you won't call her. You know she'll either laugh or hang up on you, probably both. I suggest giving it a try anyway. There are better fantasies to be had than a T woman. There is no need to devote your made-up life to just one.
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^Thanks, I'll ponder your wisdom over the next several weeks as I continue to f*** with you on here.
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mmm, f*** with me?? Sounds like a plan ;)
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Arr.
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Pony up, huckleberry. I been waiting for someone to f*** with me for 150 comments. I'll even promise to be mock outraged, if that's what you need to perform. ;)
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^I'm your huckleberry. Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
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^2 You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all.
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In pace requiescat.
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^We all got it comin, kid
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^ Are you Gary Bucey now?
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^No, Clint Eastwood...Duh!
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oops...and to think, I almost said John Wayne! Felt lucky anyways...
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I haven't lost my temper in 40 years; but, Pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning; might have got somebody killed; and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't... The hell I won't!
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Please, Mr.Cartwright, I so sowwy!
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^you lost me there, pilgrim. Bonanza??
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Is there any other? I must genuflect some more.
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No other. Is the genuflecting working? I haven't doen it in quite a while...genuflect, that is.
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you disappear into the void.
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No, I'm still here...still.
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And I wonder if my lover to be ever comes around this now that I'm free...
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I bet he does...he's pretty clever.
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Free?
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But I've still got ice cream ... more posts plz!
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What kind of ice cream? Tell me about the flavors, man!
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Flavors are dark despair, constant turmoil and ignorant indulgence. Sorry, I am out of rainbow bullshi*t. Choose you're poisin...errr... flavor.
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^What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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I'd sing for my supper
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I don't have to.
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Good for you
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What song would you sing?
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That depends. Am I a street performer singing to the heart on sleeve crowd or just you in hope of some grub?
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Just me. Sing Antoninus.
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"a dream by force of will made true" One day at a time...
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I'm Spartacus!
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I'm bored....do you believe in alternate lives? I wonder what I'm doing right now in Universe 33.
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I don't. I believe in extra terrestrials, though!
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Cool. I'm going to check back into reality for a while now.
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Take some meds for me, too.
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Reality isn't much fun. what ails you?
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Hmmm? Good question...I want something, I guess. I don't know what, though. I wish I could fly like Superman. That would be really fun! If I could do THAT, I think I'd feel a lot better about things.
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Ooohh.. flying like Superman does sound exciting.Although, would you accept the responsibility of saving the world? I would just want to escape and forget my troubles for awhile. Travel where and when I want. Forget helping people; I ran that pony ragged. Could you wear tights?
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Don't like pina coladas?
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Not so much but I like getting caught in the rain. The making love at midnight doesn't sound too shabby either...Some beach, some where...
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...Behind the moon? Beyond the rain? Somewhere over the rainbow...
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Walking the path of moonlight, while a soft drizzle falls on my skin. No sound uttered from my mouth, just the sound of my footsteps treading worn out ways. My heart whispering pleas in the dark, waiting for my dreams to take hold just beyond the distant rainbow... one day it shall pass, maybe too late as I get more lost in my shadow as each day passes.
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Nice try, but it's just a rainbow in the dark.
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And what joy is there in a rainbow not to be seen? I cannot enjoy its beauty or reap its gold if I can't reach it or dream through its colors. Goodnight whoever you are. I must rest, for tomorrow I get to endure another lovely day of sifting through the bitterness that is my endless cycle.
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I can't wait until Dec. 21. I hope the prophecy is real.
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It's 12-12-12 I believe... Who knows?
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^no dude. It's the winter solstice when the earth, sun, and moon align with the black hole at the center of the galaxy. You're not watching enough armageddon shows.
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I don't watch mutch t.v. period.
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Too bad, there are some really good shows on cable t.v. these days.
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Well then I'll live vicariously through you.
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Works for me
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Get busy then.. you have a lot of living to do.
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Have you ever dined on a savory panite stew?
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I don't even know what a panite is... I'm going to have to go with no on that one.
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Arr... Twer an ol' panite eatin' gentleman o' fortune named one eye'd Jack I was aimin' Fer. Not you, lassy. Beggin' yer pardon, me not knowin'. He'd have this scallywag walkin' the plank and scrapin' barnacles from the bottom of the panite barrel for me supper. Aye!
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While the cats away... spin me a tale matey. I do enjoy a good story.
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It were a stormy mornin' on the high sea. Enough to make any lanlubber loose his breakfest. Me an' me mates were out scoutin' for panites when we saw a privateer with a crew o' sprogs. Avast! I yelled across the howlin' gales. Have ye' seen any panites thar?!
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Mentos...The fresh maker.
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Hello?
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I have a mood disorder. It's been diagnosed!
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