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I piss in your potted plants when you go to work because you think they are more important than me

I piss in your potted plants when you go to work because you think they are more important than me
 
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Peeing in the plant may actually help it depending on the plant. hehe. Wouldnt that be a gas if it was flourishing cause of your "work"!
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peeing in the plant will kill it because of the salt.
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No, ammonia is a fertilizer. You could burn it though.
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I've seen piss kill plants. When my dog pees on a particular plant too often it dies.
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LOL!!! omg funny
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that's why i never use pillows in hotels.
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If your partner REALLY thinks that his/her plants are more important than you, then you need a new partner. Or are you just projecting?
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LOL Urine is GOOD for plants -- you're helping the competition!!
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Nice! right on buddy! i would piss in whoever your talking abouts plants too! haha
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you should shit in em too
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Good times but pee is good for plants. If you really want revenge pour booze in the plant
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That's funny
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Go ahead, tell me we are superior beings. I'll tell you that you haven't met this idiot!
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Take a big steaming poop in them also. Even if the pee helps them, eventually his house will smell and he won't know where it's coming from
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