Your sick and disgusting..... what a boring life you have. You probably have a fetish for shit too!
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Can I ,like, you know. Do you mind if I shit on your face and fulfull both of our shit fetish? Thanks in advance.
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No, you don't. You sit inside your basement fortress, playing computer games until your Mom calls down the basement stairs and tells to come upstairs, your special dinner (in honor of your 45th birthday) is ready: chicken fingers with magic sauce, and Ore-Ida fries in the toaster oven, and your gift is the complete series of Saved by the Bell. Your Dad scowls at you and demands to know if you've gotten a job recently, you say you have not due to your disability. He screams "You don't have Epstein Barre, you're just lazy" and you scream back "No one can prove I don't have it" and then stomp back downstairs, the stairs groaning under your obesity, your teeshirt barely covering your enormous Mountain Dew filled belly, and you check to see if there are any new Untold Secrets. You then find a picture that will cause a stair, you make up a secret to go with it, and you upload it. Your Mom screams down the stairs that she needs you to come help take out the trash, and you scream back "I'm busy, MOMMMMMMM, but did you finish sewing my Ninja pajamas?" and that is your typical Friday night.
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to the 2 comments up guy/gal: marry me, or atleast have my child!
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The fifth comment down is truly a masterpiece.
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wtf
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Hey....At least the dog has the right idea. I wish it was Bill Clinton in person though. LOL
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To the Fifth,
That was brilliant!
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i plead the FIFTH. lol perfection!
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HolyShitballs! I'm in love w/that commentor! ~Disturbed
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I HOPE THIS IS TRUE. AMAZING
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That's funny shit man!!
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Any ladies out there think this is cute or funny? I woudln't thnk so! Must be a guy thing. I can throw up just thinking about what this insane gross guy does. I bet he is as ugly as shit too!
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This is something I can see my step son doing...he has an unyielding habit of not flushing and leaving his baked potato looking load in the toilet for the family and friends to enjoy. So, if this is true, you may wish to seek help, or I see your near future surrounded in skat play, but maybe you are already there. If so, may you seek out your own kind and leave us nearly normal without your disturbing video collection. No, I do not wish to see this on YouTube. PS...Dover, I think I love you.
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LMAO!
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OP, this is Commenter #5. I think I've met my match as far as people who type too much. Many of my comments are too long but wow, you've bested me. Anyway, as for your response to me, personally, turnabout is fair play. I teased you, you're welcome to tease me back. To you, no, I'm not an obese male or female living in a basement of my parents house. To others, I'm a female, unmarried, and I have no desire for children at this stage, but I'd be loving to those you already have! This secret just caught me on a day when I was chatty and had time on my hands, and was a long-winded way to say I don't believe the original secret. I still don't. Cheers, all!
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P.S. I also confess I'm one of those who really does love the 'real' Dover comments.
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It's obviously bullshit, but still funny as hell... I couldn't hold my stomach though if it were me.
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This is hilarious.
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