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I am deathly afraid of grasshoppers.  If I see one anywhere near me I slowly back away, getting out of the possible line of flight.  This pic gives me willies.

I am deathly afraid of grasshoppers. If I see one anywhere near me I slowly back away, getting out of the possible line of flight. This pic gives me willies.

 
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Me too!!! My kid has to save me from them.
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I agree! I remember riding my bike on gravel roads as a kid, and they would always jump into my face
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OMG! I HATE them! I used to have dreams as a kid that the whole basement was covered in green grasshopper blood and I was on the stairs and slipping into it! ~Disturbed
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When we were little we would go out in the fields and catch them and put them in a jar for fishing. It was exciting to watch them jump around. They would spit this brown juice out that we would call tobacco. I can still smell it.
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Try eating them! A great source of protein! Fry EM up, and crunch away!!!
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OMG My husband and kids make fun of me for the same thing. lol When growing up my step- brother chased me till I cryed and screamed loud enough for my mom to get pissed and come out.. I hate them to this day.
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ooooh i don't like jumpy things either
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ELZIE? lol
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geez How do you people get this far in life?
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Salvador Dali was afraid of grasshoppers too! Search his name and grasshoppers
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i feel tthe exact same way!! XP i dont know what it is about them... im ok with others bugs but not mean ole ugly hoppers >>
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