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I am a 55 year old Hetro Man and I have a secret stash of Barbie dolls I've been collecting since the 60's. I have never met a woman as beautiful as a Barbie

I am a 55 year old Hetro Man and I have a secret stash of Barbie dolls I've been collecting since the 60's. I have never met a woman as beautiful as a Barbie

 
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You never met my wife. Your collection is probably worth a ton, I hope you've taken care of them. Have you ever seen "Candy" on "Two and a Half Men, SHE is the most beautiful woman I've EVER seen and has a better body then even Barbie.
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You never will meet another woman that looks like Barbie. You can buy a blow up doll and pretend she's real but REAL women can never live up to the "Barbie standards"! They aren't real! You must be one lonely jerk off!
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^It doesn't look quite so attractive on a real woman
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Beauty is as beauty does. What has Barbie done for you? But it's all in your head anyway.
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Dago and Dover can relate.
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I say no harm no foul. Did you get the pregnant trailer trash barbie too? She was pretty rare.
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Sell them on Ebay...you'll make a fortune.
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Barbie is plastic. You want a woman made out of plastic? Go date Paris Hilton.
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you wouldn't find one as good looking as barbie because she is not real, people are imperfect and are not made of plastic, let me ask do you look like "ken" ? probably not !!! ha ha on you
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