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back in the year 1960 I was born as a catch-22. when the year 2004 came I became catch-44 Now I Control all the elemental weather powers

back in the year 1960 I was born as a catch-22. when the year 2004 came I became catch-44 Now I Control all the elemental weather powers

 
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When you turn on the shower, that's not controlling weather. 44 is not too old, maybe you need to take a break and regroup. Mid-life crisises pass. But going around saying such things will get you a warm bed in a quiet hospital with some soft slippers.
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Wow, you're awesome.
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I control the moon and the stars. you got the chump change, sorry. not.
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Apparently, you can't even control yourself.
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Oh yeah? Well, I'm a nuclear fission, I fart plutonium. The sweat off my brow can power the city of Hong Kong for an hour. BEAT THAT!
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So does that make you a catch -49 now??
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There's a guy like you outside the mall that talks to the sky all day long but he doesn't have a computer. Schizophrenia is treatable.
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"LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"
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Man that just reminded me of the guy that came into Dennys quite ofetn talking about Aliens and to his coffee. He used pepper in his coffee... not Sugar... weirdness. They do have medications for such things though.
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wtf?
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Take more LSD!
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There is medicine that can help that.
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Hey do me a favor would ya? I'm having an outdoor party in New Orleans on the 30th of May. I need about 75 degrees with no rain, low humidity. K? Thanks.
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lol^^^
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one "catch year" is equal to two earth years, it seems.
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"Memorial weekend comment" - LOL
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TWO WORDS....CONTROL FREAK ! Get the f*** out of Here !
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Yeah, you and 250,000 others...
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I'll slip you a fiver if you make rain perpetually fall on my ex.
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