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The sense of intellectual superiority I feel from reading the piss-poor grammar in these posts keeps me coming back.

The sense of intellectual superiority I feel from reading the piss-poor grammar in these posts keeps me coming back.

 
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it's a f-in web site for entertainment...get over yourself.
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Didn't your English instructor teach you to capitalize the first word of a sentence? :p If a person has to read a post 3 or 4 times to make sense of it . . . there's a problem.
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If you had to read that post 3 or 4 times just because the i wasnt capitalized... I'm thinking it is you who has a problem. And I'm not sure they can fix that. Lol.
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You capitalized "If"! Mama's baby is catchin' on!
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Would you by any chance be a comm/engl instructor who likes lime flavored shoes, and is tired of small town living?
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"If" was capitalized because it was the first word in the sentence! Look again, the writer inserted a face using symbols, at the end of the first sentence! Mama's baby needs to take a grammar refresher course!
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Men who use proper grammar are so damn sexy!
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I just wish people from the Mid-West would quit saying that they DON'T have any accents!
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What in the hell does an accent have to do with using proper grammar?
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^ Look up grammar in a dictionary, dipshit. I hope Bostonians don't write the way they speak!I took a cah to the bah... blah blah blah...
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And I repeat the question to the dipshit- what in the hell does the comment on Mid-West having accents have to do with grammar? Also for your information, this can be verified with a english teacher, very few people write the way they speak. In fact only one example could be given of people who write the way they speak and that was Koreans. So is dipshit part of proper grammar, or only for uneducated rednecks?
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^ Look it up in your dictionary, DIPSHIT! (English, with a capital "E", DIPSHIT!)
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I envy your intelligence...NOT! Get off of the website and find something else to do if our grammar so disgusts you. Dork!
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^ ewe sock dex - Korean, eh? :)
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Are the people who are leaving these comments really bored or what? Maybe everyone should take a closer look at what they writing. All of the comments are lacking in grammar.Kiss kiss ;)
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This is for both dipshits. Dipshit #1: Having an accent has nothing to do with english or grammar. Someone obviously just made a comment that made no sense in connection with the original secret. Dipshit #2 who likes to use "^", which is it that you are telling the other dipshit to look up? Grammar or english? Why don't you look up those up in your own dictionary before you tell others to do this.Grammar- is the study or rules of a language's inflections or other means of showing the relation between words.English- of or relating to England or its people or language.FYI to both of you, the words most of us speak are not english, infact most come from latin words among others. I am a English teacher!
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You guys are really F
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^^ Well, whoopie-sh*t... go read some Shakespeare and shut the hell up! You got a degree online, I reckon... LMAO! Too many MENSA rejects here... Call 1-800-GET-REAL.
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No sir, my degree was not online. Master and Doctorate degrees are not typically offered online, but for a person of your intelligence you already knew that.I hope you are taking into consideration that this is a site for fun with other people's secrets. Since everyone else was being a little too serious I merely tried to break the tension, and did so with a grin upon my face. It was not meant to upset anyone.For the record, just because I do have a degree does not mean that I like Shakespeare. I would rather go read a Stephen King novel! Don't be so serious, for cryin out loud! :)
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I honestly didn't know that "infact" was one word... must be kind of like "alot"... Mr. PhD. If you actually have a doctorate, then you sure as Hell wasted someone's money! :) I honestly assumed you probably barely made it through a 4-yr institution of (supposedly) higher learning in 6 years. ;)
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Have you ever heard a type o? Actually, when you go to college it is not for four years, call your local University, it is five years no matter where you go.Do you have a degree? Doubtful. I didn't waste "someone's" money. I paid my own way through college and did very well. I actually finished early due to challenging several classes.I was consistently on both the Dean's Honor Roll and the President's Honor Roll. And that would be Mrs. PhD to you. ;)
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And by the way, I forgot something in my response. One cannot earn a PhD. in four or five years! A four year college usually offers a bachelors degree and a few masters degrees. One has to earn each degree in order, you cannot go for the gold right away.Most of us who do have a degree and did not live off our parents had to earn one degree and work our asses off in between.I do have to compliment you, with a attitude like yours you would make an excellent student. If you have not pursued a degree, I would urge you to do so. I think you would do well!A good student learns despite their teacher...
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I thought "due to" went the way of the dinosaurs. "Because of" is what MY teacher taught. Oh well! (I meant getting a BA, or in your case, BS, in 6 years... forget about attaining anything higher.) Amazing, didn't take me 5 years... Clap! Clap! Clap! :)
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You are giving me the impression that you live a very lonely life. Maybe you should consider getting out more and put that degree to good use. Didn't take me five years either for the initial BA, what I said was that most people do not realize that a four college is actually five years. Some of us can finish earlier than the given time frame. If you can complete your required credits earlier then you may apply for graduation early.You are wasting your time trying to attack me and the accomplishments I have made in my life. Quite frankly you are making yourself look like an ass. Folks like that rarely do well in life. They usually suffer silently, all alone in their lives because those around them do not tolerate such behavior. I am going to give you an example of what I mean right now...
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sometimes i fdont evengive a f*** how I spell, or puncuate, cuase you are just not worth the time and effort! So put that in your pipe and f*** yourself.
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go2 he'll !
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mE 2
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