I have Penis envy too. My husband doesn't seem to mind though. He carries mine around and I get to play with it when ever I want. I just love that man ;-)
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Well I will trade out with you I always wanted a vagina to play with lol!
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You could have mine if you want it. Just be sure and give it back?
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buy one and wear it around
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They are more trouble than they are worth. If their not sticking to your leg they are harassing you to go f*** somebody.
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I secretly wish there was a way to keep his penis forever in a working manner. I'll be just fine with it without him.
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Sure works great for writing in the snow during the winter!
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Ya know, I feel the same way. I would love to be able to pee in a parking lot.
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Me too! How fun would that be??
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i wish you COULD experience it. its the best.
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I do too!
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Lol. The penis is great fun, the testicles however come packed w/ a hell of a hormonal package. Be prepared for your mind to be completely inundated by sexual desire every time you see a nice a** or good pair of tits unless you regularly satiate your sexual desire. Women complain a lot about how men are, but u gotta understand we've got so many hormones running through our system that our thoughts before and after orgasm are like a split personality. For about a few seconds before that nice a** turns it back to pre-orgasm thought mode :D
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
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i want to put it in a cage and give the key to a woman who wants to control its use.
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One word best describes the feeling of having a penis... "AWESOME!"
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I always wanted to be a girl. Maybe we can work something out. Like going to a thrift store and shop for each other's clothes. Then we can go out and about on the town. Let me know. pantyhosecutie@aol.com
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I would like to have a pussy for a day and have some guy ram the hell out of me just to see what it felt like...just for a day
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Having a penis is power.It's the scrotum I can do without.Having to walk around with 2 nuts in a bag is a little too much.I just look at everything as 1 big package cause without the nuts there's no testosterone.
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I will loan you mine for a week...but it betered not come back with any warts or funkey smells ! Its a big one :)
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:( I want a penis now, too.
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You girls would just do like all of us and get it caught in a zipper before it was over with. I'm not loaning mine out to any of you psycho's.
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It's great. We don't have to sit down to pee in a public toilet. Oh, and we don't have to wear high heels. I hear those suck.
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the poor penis, his closest neighbors are a couple of nuts, and he lives next door to an asshole.
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You'll wake up with cum all over your sheets if you have wet dreams like I do. But GOd does it feel good. Also when I get to cum inside my girl, it feels like I'm floating in heaven for about 9 minutes.
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If you are beautiful then I will trade with you, I always wanted to be a sexy beautiful woman for at least a day, see what it is like to have beautiful breasts, face and body.
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Diane...is this you?
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I'd trade my penis. Getting kicked there SUCKS!!
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Ive told my boyfriend this same thing lol. I want to know what it feels like to have sex when you have a penis. i think I could deal without the nuts slapping against my thighs all day though. lmao.
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Its like having a spoiled 4 year old attached to you at all times and its always throwing a tantrum and wants its way.
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Being a penis isn't all it's cracked up to be. You just kinda hang around all day with a couple of real nuts, till your owner pulls you out for god-knows-what. You only have one eye that you can't even see out of, and your closest neighbor is an a$$hole! LOL! Seriously, I love my pecker!
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I can tell you what it's like . You jack off all day BB
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Me too! I think I would like to have both equipment, it would make it easier to know how to please everyone!
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i want to know what if feels like to have sex with a woman if i turned into a guy cause i know it feels good from my point of view with a man pushing it in. But i wonder what it feels like when to them when they put it in.
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ME TOO!
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I'd like to know what it's like to j/o, get head, and bone somebody.. not gonna lie. I'd love to have a real, working, attached, sensitive penis for a day! I've got friends who've promised to put out if I ever wake up with one! lol!
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So do I! i think all women do.
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basically you'll end up playing with it everyday like I do. Its fun... but damn my left arm is like BA-BOOM compared to the right... time to switch up the hands............... Dirty was here
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i wouldn't quit touchng it lol
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If you'd like I'll play with your tits for a day and you can do what you'd like with mine.. not a big deal
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I would like to be a girl for a day or more, to see what it would be like....
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I would like to be a girl for a day or more, to see what it would be like....
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After that day you wouldn't want to go back. But then there'd just be one more gay guy in the world.
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You have no idea how lucky you are to NOT be a guy. PRAY that you don't find out.
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Its just one more thing to get caught in a zipper.
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it feels awesome I swear to you.
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I wanna now what a bj feels like.
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I always wondered what it would like to be a hot girl, and wear pretty dresses and short shorts and pastel panties, and have hot guys asking you out, and be able to give blow jobs without being called a fag!
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Redd Foxx said he was so poor growing up that, if he wasn't a boy, he would have had nothing to play with. I'll be 70 in 4 months and still wake up with an erection.
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