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I found out you’re cheating on me.  I just rubbed the crotch of all your panties in Poison Ivy.  You’ll think it’s a STD, and you won't tell me. I can’t wait!

I found out you’re cheating on me. I just rubbed the crotch of all your panties in Poison Ivy. You’ll think it’s a STD, and you won't tell me. I can’t wait!

 
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i like you.
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You better hope you are 100% accurate in your knowledge.
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I sympathize, but this is not the way to deal with the pig. Leave her!
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I think it's freaking hilarious..lol.
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you are my hero!!!!!
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thats awesome, i wish i thought of that yrs ago...
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hey if she wants to be a slut then she wants to be treated like one. GOOD FOR YOU MAN!
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I don't think the poison ivy will remain in order to transfer, but clever. In case it works, I hope you are not still sleeping with her? Another idea: tell her YOU suddenly have an STD and since you'd NEVER be unfaithful, confront her. Say honestly that you need her honesty in turn, for the sake of proper medical treatment. See if she will fess up.
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too funny!
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OMG that is hysterical!!!!
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Dude! That is EPIC! You are my new hero.
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The poison ivy will be neutralized by her crabs.
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i luv me some panties!!!
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Ivy oil can stay on your clothes for up to a year !
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L-E-G-E-N-D-A-R-Y !
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God, I hope this is real, you are the coolest guy ever!!!
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lmfao!
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That is legen "what for it" dary
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This is great! I am a woman... let me tell you she is going to hurt! It will go up inside her too, especially if she wears thongs! Good for you! She deserves it!
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WOW you are clever!!! btw I am a woman and I still think you are sharp!!!!XOXXXXOOOO
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i'm a woman and i like that idea also.great ideal. how did you think of that?????
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Passive aggressive much?
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FYI: the oils from the poison ivy vine and leaves CAN transfer from object to object quite easily and it takes something like Phels Naptha to to break and disperse it. Both I learned the hard way.
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Wow, thats freakign awesome.
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Must up date us as if it worked, So funny.I knew someone who went out and caught the clap on purposed to give it to his cheating GF so she would admit cheating and it worked, but then she was allergic to the Rx and it caused a big mess but anyways good luck
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SMOOTH MOVE BUD! BUST HER CHEATING ASS!
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I would start on everything else she owns immediately.
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Let us how it goes. Details, dude. Details.
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Genius
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Omg!
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You're evil........ but I love it.
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ive done that also.
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too cool I like the way you think... this one is going in the memory bank for sure... just in case. then again, someone might piss me off and this would be great revenge on anyone, man or woman.
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lmao ! You have to tell us how it turned out. She will think that she got a std too, so that is double the pleasure for you.
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Outstanding sir!
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omgf i fell outta my chair when i read that lmfao.
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beautiful...
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You've shared the joy of the set up, were all waiting for the update on the punch.
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If only I thought of this 5 years ago before I left mine
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W O W
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LMAO.... Brilliant!!!!
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It is like an episode of Jerry Sienfeld,So funny. please fill us in on the aftermath.
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Nicely played.
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AWESOME as HELL! Finally...
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I hope u scratched your balls alot after you did it to freak her out even more!!!
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I did the same thing to my now ex husband. i even sliced opened a package of newly bought underware,a style he never wore(i'm sure the slut bought them for him) dosed them with poison ivy and then euro sealed it back together.I placed them along with all his belongings, 17 hefty bags to be exact for him to pick up. He came to the house thinking he was going to pick up a few things he needed and that was what i had waiting for him, all lined up in the hallway. he cried like a baby. A few days later i met him at a bar to give him his mail and he asked if he could use my health insurance. He could not sit still from the itch, I nearly bit through my lip watching him shift back and forth in his seat. Hope she also got a dose where the sun don't shine.
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Lengen----wait for it--- dary
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I think this is hilarious!
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GUESS WHAT I RUBBED IN HER PANTIES NEEDLE DICK
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