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Why I like being a single women: I don't have to shave, I can eat onions, and I can fart. Basically, live like a man.

Why I like being a single women: I don't have to shave, I can eat onions, and I can fart. Basically, live like a man.

 
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That is not a reason to be cleanYou are nasty, and all men don't live likethat. NOW GO AND TAKE A BATH, AND SHAVE
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^^^didn't say anything about not farting..
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lol so you stay single so that you can live like a pig? Kinda crappy cycle isn't it? your gonna stay single as long as your that nasty...
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^just like all men... dirty, nasty pigs.
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Don't say all men. I'm a man who cleans the house, cooks the meals, does the wash, takes care of the yard, takes care of any maintenance issues, etc. I'm no pig and not all men are pigs.
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^sounds like ur pussywhipped or gay.
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^you're right about the guy above. I like to be organize but not to the extend of cooking, clean the house no wonder my gf always complain. I'm clean and I fart and smell my own fart. If it doesn't smell bad then I have to go check with the doctor to make sure everything is working.
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She didn't say she is dirty or doesn't bathe. She said she doesn't have to shave every day.
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I am all for not having to shve everyday! My husband doesn't do it but he expects me too. Sometimes I wish I was single so I could do whatever I want.
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For the guy who does it all, (Dont say all men)... I know you are Not pussywhipped not are you gay. My husband is the same way. I never ask him to do anything, He;s observant and knows when things get to get done. And I do my share also! He was raised right not to expect or rely on someone else to do something if he can do it himself!! All my gfs are jealous too!!! I dont like lazy ass pigs!!!
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I love this and completely agree. I am not single but we do not live together and I love that I don't have to bloat up holding one in, or shave every frickin day, and I can eat onions and garlic without a second thought!
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2^ baby I ain't no lazy ass pig. I bet you your husband isn't good in bed. He's flawless at cleaning and being like a girl, but when it comes to pounding you I bet he sucks at it. That's the character flaw he has, not good in bed. Come to my house i'll show you how a man pound.
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Enjoy your dildo.
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What's a single women? Is that like a lone rangers?
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Ya know what, I am not single and live with my man the way I look at it is this:EVERYBODY farts, so why should I hold it in?I aint shavin my legs everyday, if you dont like it dont touch them they are mine anyways.I eat what I want when finished I brush my teeth or eat gum.
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all the ones that said she is nasty read way too far into this.. lol she never said she was nasty or dirty. you implied that from the pic, which, i found the pic amusing. lol she means that when you're single and not looking for a man, ya dont need to always have your face in a mirror, more or less making sure you look nice. lol
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to all you jackasses jus because a man cooks or cleans doesnt meak that he is pussywhipped or is gay.my husband cooks and cleans but we do it together.i also dont shave everyday and i eat whatever i want and fart too.to the OP jus find a man that will except you for you
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^ I'm sure you do eat whatever you want, fat ass.
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You could do that in a great relationship too!
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