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i am responsible, work in a doctor's office and am married with a beautiful house and a great life. i'm secretly stoned the whole time and sick of hiding it.

i am responsible, work in a doctor's office and am married with a beautiful house and a great life. i'm secretly stoned the whole time and sick of hiding it.

 
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They know. I always think it funny that people who are high don't think anyone can tell. :)
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Twist it up sister...Hey i could use an ounce???
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Die, lawbreaker.
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^^that's the funny part, most of the people around me have no idea. it seems so silly to lie about something like smoking pot. i'm a responsible adult who smokes pot, so what? i still get up, go to work, do a great job, pay my bills and taxes and am a function part of society. why do people think weed is that bad?
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you're not fooling anybody but yourself
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I agree with the poster.People think it's ok to drink but not to smoke pot. It makes no sense.More people should smoke pot and there would be a lot less violence in the world.
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^^my aunt tell's me all the time "are you stoned right now? how come you don't look stoned right now? i always look like i'm high when i smoke". and it's the truth....i reason that having spent most of my waking life of stoned people don't have a sober baseline of me to compare it to. i also do a very technical job (medical billing)and year and after year get promoted for my excellent work! i suppose if i walked around looking grungy and saying stuff like "hey dude, sup?" people would perceive me differently. well coiffed hair and pearls can apparently do a lot for a girl. it's crazy how people think they know someone by the image that is presented to them. they are sheep.
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Contrary to popular belief, weed is addictive. The government tells us alcohol is okay and weed is not, that is wrong, neither are okay, both are only ways to medicate or alter your being. I just came down from a 15 year high, believe me, get your head out of the clouds and you'll see things a lot differently.
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^weed is not addictive, it's people who have addictive personalities who have issues with it. i love being high, but i have gone days, weeks, even months where i chose not to smoke for different reasons and i was perfectly capable of quitting cold turkey without experiencing dt's. and you know what? i just would rather be stoned!!! i'm totally functional and have my priorities straight so why can't i make my own decisions as a RESPONSIBLE ADULT?
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Just don't f*** up my insurance claim, OK?
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^^Weed is addictive, you have been fooled like all the other potheads. The answer to your question, "why can't i make my own decisions aa a RESPONSIBLE ADULT?", because you're stoned jackass.
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Don't worry it's going to be legal soon anyway...
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^if i fUckEd up at work i wouldn't have a job, in fact i wouldn't be a manager either! i know so many professional like mortgage brokers, bank presidents, attorneys, police officers, private detectives...need i go on? and most of them will hit a bong at every opportunity and they are active in their community and are good people. 80% of the people who live in this country have tried marijuana at some point or another they just aren't necessarily honest about it!
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I know plenty of DOCTORS that smoke regularly. So many people smoke weed and you don't even know, also other drugs too. You judgmental people are just that mental. get out of your own way.
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Why do you feel the need to tell people you smoke? If they don't know all the better. Just do what your doing especially if it's working for you and if someone asks say f*** yeah I smoke weed. Thats what pissed me off about M phelps he won al those medals and smoked weed...he shoulda been like yeah I smoke weed see the what it did for me :)
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^it's not that i want to get a pot leaf tattooed on my forehead. i am fine with how people perceive me, but whether i like it or not for some reason when people find out that you smoke they start to judge you for it. and your right, i shouldn't care what other people think. i just want marijuana legalized so i can stop being seen as a criminal in the eyes of society. if i could buy weed at the grocery store and pay sales tax i would be in heaven :)
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^and i don't just want it legalized for myself, my mother died recently of a bowel obstruction caused by the excessive amounts of opiates she was LEGALLY PRESCRIBED for her pain (she had pancreatic cancer), and you know what? she wouldn't even try weed because it was illegal and she did not want her loved ones risking their safety trying to purchase it from drug dealers.....she couldn't even eat because she was so pilled out half the time she didn't know what day it was. one day i made a special muffin for breakfast and gave it to her before she had taken her meds. lets just say she was calm, at peace, had an increased appetite and took 1/3 as much pain medication that day because she felt so much better....she died later that week, i miss her so much!
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^ I am sorry for your loss. She is in a better place.
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Why is it illegal (and tested for) in most jobs nowadays? Someone could get killed! Of course, I doubt you are going to shove your computer mouse down someone's throat! I don't want to work with some high a** **** riding around on a fork-lift thinking, "It's OK, I got it under control."
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^ well people usually don't go to work drunk do they? But they do go to work on prescribed pills..cuz they are legal...whats the diffrence...they marijuana user is the least likely to kill you or be killed :/
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^good point! i took a lorazapam once that a friend gave me for anxiety....holy crap! i couldn't talk or think straight i was totally fUcKeD up....and that is one of the commonest anxiety prescriptions in america! is it safer to take that over smoking a bowl? but i also agree with the poster who said don't go kill someone with a forklift because you are stoned and shouldn't be driving. once again it's called personal responsibility...alcohol is legal to obtain and use but it is also illegal to use while driving a forklift because it is unsafe. people need to use the brain god gave them!
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you're just another moron mind controlled slave. Pot is addictive but not in the sense that everyone thinks of addiction. It has more of a psychological, emotional, egoic effect and that is how it hooks you and you are in fact hooked. And yes, you function well in society, that is the ideal outcome for the gov. Thye want you to be complacent and do your job and pay your taxes like a good little drone zombie so that when they put us all under Marshall Law you will be too high to even care. You will walk willingly right to the slaughterhouse like the good little sheep you are. All of you people who believe they are superior because you smoke pot instead of drink are so deluded... it's just a different means to the same end - slavery. To believe that pot is somehow not being used by the gov to control the masses is just naive bordering on completely stupid.
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^you sound like a crack head!
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^nice comeback moron. I don't do crack, pot, alcohol, perscription drugs, anything in fact because I know wtf is going on. Go ahead and call me a crack head. You are just another brainless twit who has given up their ability to think in exchange for a few meaningless escapes. Keep running idiot.... right into the fema camp.
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you are what's now called a Stilleto Stoner....lol
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Pot is awesome! It is especially good to smoke a bowl and then go have earth shattering sex.:)
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^^^^i am the op and nowhere did i state that one drug was better than the other...good for you and your life choices, isn't it great as an adult you get to make your own decisions? why judge me? i don't judge you! as far as the united states government being in charge of drugging america, i am not an expert in that area and you will believe what you want regardless. but i'm pretty sure native americans were getting high WAY before the white man decided to set up shop.
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stilleto stoner...that is awesome!
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To the Fema camp poster...your rightous and know everything right, you are somehow the only not controlled civillian/ LOl I hope you have a lavish Garden and a rain catcher cuz you're f***ed too b****.
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Native americans weren't genetically modifying marijuana nor were they conducting mind control experiments with it. Please get your head out of the smoke... it's not the plant that is evil, it is those who will use it to meet their agendas. And why do I judge you? Well let's see, because you admit to being high all the time including while you work, in a doctors office no less (geez, I hope you aren't the phlebotomist!) putting all those who come into contact with you into jeopardy because of your negligence to use your mental faculties to their optimal power. You are also one of the complacent masses who allow all the crap the gov does go under the radar because you are too busy relaxing/escaping. Sorry but that pisses me off.
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^thanks for explaining, at least you are being honest. just thought you would like to know i never drive when i am high (i take the bus to work). like i said, i push paper for a living, and i don't make mistakes otherwise i wouldn't be successful in my field :) but thank you so much for your concern! i also inherited a genetic eye problem (high pressure in my eyes with tilted ocular nerves) and so far i have not suffered any nerve damage (to my doctor's amazement)and i treat it naturally with organic marijauna. BUT, it true what you say about smoking stuff that comes from god knows where, grown by god knows who, with god knows what kind of fertilizers
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or poison....i know where my pot comes from so i am safe. but the average 14 year old buying swag in the getto doesn't and it is a shame. i will even go as far as to agree with your statement about how much control the government has over us. thats why i am complaining about being criminalized over a plant that grows in nature. same boat, different perception i guess?
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^(op)i am the one who originally posted this, who the hell is this stoner?
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Must be a dude....
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I just wanna know... "Visine or Clear Eyes"?!? Which is truly better at getting the red out?... LOL!
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5^ so you are willing to be a mind controlled slave because you have a genetic eye problem? Well sorry pal, but you're still blind, just in a different way. And how do you know for sure where your pot comes from? Do you grow it yourself? Where did the seeds come from? Are they heirloom seeds? How do you know for sure? Seriously, you are kidding yourself. Unless you get it from a shaman in Peru in the Andes (not sure if it even grows there) you are getting genetically modified weed. There are actually gov run labs where the genetic modifications are made to intensify the high (which all of you stoners love) but also intensifies the complacency, lack of motivation, lack of emotions and a complete shut down of "energies" within your body. It's designed to make you complinat and easily manipulated. Ever have this happen? Someone give it to you for free? Ever take money out of your account to buy it and discover soon after the money you "took out" is still there? Ever find it sitting at your doorstep? Ever have it given to you by your employer? If you have any of these experiences, the chances are good you are "tagged" for slavery.
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Also, all the arguments as to why it is illegal are just part of the scam to make you believe that you are somehow rebelling against the gov. It's more enticing when it is illegal and that conveniently sedates all those who operate under the notion that they are "sticking it to the man". The truth is that the gov controls most if not all of it. All of it that is "confiscated" in busts goes right back out into the system and they make even more money off of it and sedate even more slaves. Some argue that it costs them more to arrest and house prisoners, but that is a lie too and on top of it, the prisoners get it easily while incarcerated. Seriously, if you took a year off from being high and functioning under your optimal thinking capacity you would be able to see this for what it is, objectively. When you smoke, you lose ALL objectivity because you need it, you want it and you will justify your use any way you can because you are a desperate slave to it and to the government.
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^ Wow, sounds like someone had diarrhea of the mouth!!
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If you aren't addicted why smoke it everyday?
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I'm still pissed at the cop who once pulled me over while cruising and DIDN'T make me pour all the full beers out. I was going to... just so him and his buddies down at the precinct couldn't enjoy MY property, then he "confiscated it". He let me go; that brainwashing bastard stole my beer, I tell ya!
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The only time you'd find pot on your doorstep around here is if the police were trying to "plant" some evidence. Usually, they just throw a baggy in your car though. "Hmmm... Look what I found... hands behind your back!"
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^ planting illegal substances also serves to further their agendas. See how that works? The plant it, make the arrests, then they get money from legal fines that must be payed, then they get to go on record about their being a "drug/crime problem" which in turn keeps the idea that it needs to be illegal enforced and in turn transforms another everyday citizen into a pissed off rebel against the man (Incidently, they know who to plant pot on to push them to this point - they are "confirming rebelious tendencies"). Either the way, the results are effective. Either the person whom the drug was planted on becomes completely fearful of the power of the law or they go the complete other way and rebel by dealing or using pot all the time (again serving their agendas). But it is true that people have found it on their doorstep and get it free almost "magically" all the time. I heare stories like this all the time and know people personally whom it has happened to. And yes, I DO have diarhea of the mouth when it comes to this because I am tired of people being so duped over it. See the nice little pic at the top of the page? Another tool to promote using by the gov... marketing and advertising. Are you getting it yet?
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Think this is funny?http://www.mpp.org/states/oregon/news/michigan-cop-busted-in-marijuana.htmlNow think about it in the terms of the government using this drug to control the masses. Consider the implications of what this cop and his wife "experienced" while high and also consider the implications of the fact that the cop was no prosecuted for this. Wake up.
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I smoked for a little over 20 years. I did everything in life I set out to do and then some. I made money hand over fist and got married, raised kids and owned many homes. I don't smoke anymore because I got sick and had to quit. I miss the fun times but I value my lungs more than anything these days. Still, I believe it's everyone's right to smoke if they want!
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^yes, everyone has freewill, a choice to make of whether to be free or to be a slave. Sounds like you made the choice to be a slave. You used for 20 years, your lungs became sick and you are still longing to use it because it was "fun times". I wonder how fun it was for your wife and kids to discover you were sick? You still aren't getting it. To use the argument, "I smoked for X # of years and still was a naormal joe" is a bunch of BS. So what you made money, owned homes, got married... where are the details? How healthy were your relationships? How healthy were your emotions, were you able to experience them and express them or did you constantly escape from them. And just what IS this sickness you have in your lungs? From an energetic standpoint, manifestation of illness in the lungs has to do most often with a block in the giving and receiving of love. It also sometimes has to do with unresolved grief. So are you dying? Are you now dependant on pharmeceuticals? Get honest with yourself please.
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Why does the Fema mind controlled poster always rant on the marijuana secrets?? She/he is soo damned to let yu know how the government uses it to controll you. You don't even f***ing know. Gett off it already.
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^Oh boo hoo. Why does it bother you so much? Is it because what I say takes away every justification for use? Or maybe you are on the payrole? Yeah, that's probably closer to the truth isn't it.Take notice folks. If this information is so pointless and meaningless then why be troubled by it? If I "don't even f***ing know" then what does it matter to you? Ignore me and move on right? Right.
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^we get it already wack job....
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^ He's more paranoid than any pot smoker I've ever met!
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^amen:)
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3^ no you don't get it and you are so pathetic that you can't even come up with an intelligent rebuttal, you have to result to name calling. Typical. 2^ is typical too... you are too lazy to do any research and so you have to result to name calling. Guess what buddy, you can be paranoid and the truth is still that the gov is out to f*** you over. 1^ another typical religious slave, zombie :) Where have all the brain cells gone? Oh wait, I already know...
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^ How many brain cells does pot kill? ... You f***ing dumbass.
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You're the f***ing dumbass... pot doesn't directly kill brain cells but a decrease in oxygen from respitory disfunction does - you frickin moron...
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Does the self rightous zealot responding on here do anything bad for him/herself? I bet you do!
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WTF is "respitory disfunction"?!? Anything like "respiratory dysfunction". Learn to spell B-I-G words beofre running your f***ing mouth, you know-it-all jackass.
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*left him a land mine*
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^^^^this moron reminds me of dale gribble from king of the kill :)
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^HaHaHa thats great!!
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^if i wasn't high i would have said hill, not kill :)
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Smoke weed!! It's ok. God made it...it was here before people were...at least so I think? lolPEACE and LOVE
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It's okay. I have been a chemical engineer for over 20 years and I am a daily stoner. I come up with my most creative ideas when stoned, some have been patented. When it is legal, you won't need to hide it any longer.
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oooooooo...wooooooow...
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I wish I could remember all the shit I invented when I was stoned. I kept telling my buddies we should have been videotaping. Could have made millions, either on AFV or YouTube!
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When a person/addict stops smoking pot they get angry.they are not aware it is the stopping of the pot that makes them angry.most people think they themselves are uneasy and angry so they smoke more to chill out.never finding out it is the pot that is hurting them. so sad
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I agree with the fema guy,life can suck but try charging at your fears and overcoming them.most people do smoke for what they think is recreaction or they perceive some medical condition that might be or not be real.Live can be hard and only the brave can handle it.the rest of the weak need something to help them a mental-emotional crutch. they are not bad people just weak. If this Fema thing is true,they will go after the weak first.just as in nature.The strong will have to hold ground for the rest.It is a non-glorious job, and we do not get any respect for it.
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