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Mom, I wasn't doing nothin Honest! Why won't she believe me. I know what it looked like, Ummmmm so what. Playboy in one hand Penis in the other, I was'nt.

Mom, I wasn't doing nothin Honest! Why won't she believe me. I know what it looked like, Ummmmm so what. Playboy in one hand Penis in the other, I was'nt.

 
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I don't think a mother should be upset over something like that. It's perfectly natural and normal, but she's allowed to be weirded out by finding her son doing it. However, I don't think it's right for her to be upset and forbid it.
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What, are they making up secrets here now?
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right.
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So your Mother or Father never walked in on you ??? Liar.
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It'what's known as Plausable denialability, for teenage boys. Every Moms knows what her Boy is doing. Just be glad she didnt lend a hand. LOL
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My wife caught me with her favorite dildo in my ass. Does that count as a secret I never told nobody.
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I was out in the barn jus tto take a piss and as i went to close the door the calf tried to run out, so I grabed it by thr tail as it went by. And who walks in? My Mom. There I was with that calfs tail in one hand and my dick in the other. I never could convince her that I was NOT trying to Fuck that calf in the ass. Honest thats all it was, I never told nobody about that either.
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Playboy? Oh hell, she SHOULD believe you werent doing anything. Its a good magazine...for its articles but honestly, how many blonds can one person look at? Try hustler....much more....fun....
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^ Plus, Hustler comes with a free DVD!
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You shouldnt say penis on here
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4 AND 5 UP TOO FUNNY! tHANKS FOR COMMENTING.. LMAO!
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Ever seen that thing on your door called a LOCK?
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