You mean a "Choice"? Yeah, me too. But if I did, I wouldn't be living in a house that looked like that...it would be a rusted out trailer sitting in the corner of some field and I couldn't afford a beer. So that's why I don't...and I become a productive member of society.
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I would too. Call me.
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You left out the best Part. Eat pussy while your at it mmmmmm Hair Pie and Beer.
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If you wanna keep that house, you better back away from the keg, Bro.
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Make mine a heineken please...
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I don't know how anyone can afford to drink or smoke anymore.
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So would I if I lived in that house....
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well who wouldn't
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Taking that choice won't get you into THAT house. IDIOT!
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1 up But he could get into your Mama's pants that way .
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Shhh...you better not tell anyone you know about this secret!!! It could ruin you!!! {Sarcasm}
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All the cheaters and cheatees, the cutters, the cross dressers, the molested on here: let's head to this dude's house and just say F it and party all day. What a crowd that would be.
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Hey let's make it a holiday. Of course I would rather everyone else not come, you will only find a way to hurt each other and me as well. It's better to party alone.
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^ Or with one special someone:)
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I'd rather stay home and drink YOUR beer all day.
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You are truly a person of great wisdom, and I admire your simplicity. I would LOVE to sit at home all day and drink beer. If I had that house, I'd ride a mini-bike indoors. Rock on!
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Wow, Captain Obvious, I don't think that's much of a secret.
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Your Mama's waiting for me at the door Naked.
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Me too, but I'll trade it for a blunt.
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That's what I do all day. Not as fun as it sounds. Trade you my beer for that house. No? Worth as shot. FML
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This house is currently on the market for sale. It was recently owned by a very young internet porn entrepreneur, then a middle eastern DDS.Google Earlwinkle Mansion, or Wolfwinkle, Chandler AZ. As published, monthly maintenance costs average $30,000 for 10-11 acres.
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