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Daddy takes 6 long hrs to open his Christmas gifts while he's on his cell telling his bomb-squad buddies his every move.I bought him a watch once...BIG mistake.

Daddy takes 6 long hrs to open his Christmas gifts while he's on his cell telling his bomb-squad buddies his every move.I bought him a watch once...BIG mistake.

 
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is everyone else just as confused as i am?
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I know I am. How did that baby learn how to spell so good?
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LOL!
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Hide his cell phone.
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Bomb squad buddies?? WTF?? What is this about?
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how is this a secret??? boooorrrriiinnngggg
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OK...for all you "confused" people out there...
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his dad obviously disposes of bombs...hence the "bomb squad buddies"..and sometimes bombs come in "wrapped packages"..hence taking 6 hours to open them...and he gave his dad a watch once..hellooo... a "ticking" package...can you imagine how long he took to open that one??
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Another "Secret" created to match a funny picture someone found on the net...pics good, the secret sucks.
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^^yeah right. Bomb squad? Ticking watch? Stupid and boring and fake.
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Cute baby but *YAWWWWWNNNNNNN*
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That is such a cute pic :) Would make a great Christmas card.
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b.s. but funny
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few watches tic any more let alone loud enough to notice inside a package
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Piss on almost all of you. I got it instantly and laughed my ass off. You people are so shallow.
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Timex...
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this picture is freaking adorable
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^ You probably think a steaming pile of poo is cute too then. Oh, yeah. Stupid post.
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Really? Did he cheat on you is that why he has to be on the phone with the bomvb squad to open his presents? Such a good little whore with your bastard child you think is so cute. He looks like an elf out of a Christmas horror movie. Sounds like it's a horror movie evryday at your house.
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...i'm happy to see that there are still people with a good sense of humor. some comments are pure downers what sad people some of you are.
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^2 Imagine that. This stupid bastard 2 up might really think he is funny. Now that thought is sad. (PR)
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It cracked me up. I don't care if it is fake, I appreciate the humor!
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