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Shopping for books makes me have to fart. I'm absolutely horrible in libraries and bookstores.

Shopping for books makes me have to fart. I'm absolutely horrible in libraries and bookstores.

 
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So where did you say you live?
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I love to fart in stores, the stinkier the better.
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You know what they say. The older you get, the slower you back out of parking spaces, and the less discerning you are about where you pass gas.
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Elevators are my favorites. Blast off an SBD about 4 floors before your exit floor...those that get on next...are gassed...
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How does looking at books make you fart? Ridiculous.
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Just ask the librarian to pull your finger:)
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I'm the same way, Every time I walk into my workshop, I have to take a whopping shit like 5 minutes later. It happens 90% of the time. It's a good way to stay regular.
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I haven't been to a library in years. Everything is on the net now.
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AHhhh my bf farts at any store. He farts and walks away. Then he likes to see people's reactions from a far.
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I hate the kids in stores who you can tell shit their pants by the smell, but their parents pushing the cart act oblivious.
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Stop being nervous when looking for the sexual position books. Matter of fact stop looking I can show you them all. =]
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Just shop in unpopular bookstores at about 9:00 am on Monday morning, whilst whistling loudly.Easy peasy (PR)
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This is common for me, especially when bending down to the lower shelves.
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