Maybe I have to be drunk to f*** you.
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^ Thats always a possibility.....but sweetheart, only you can change things the way they are. If you want something different, your going to have to do something different. Change yourself, change the way you do business. They will never change for you, they will only change for themselves.
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The only side I wanna be on is your backside! Yum.
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If you and your significant do get sober you better be prepared for the possibility that the only reason you are together is because you are both drunk all the time. Reality could be a real drag.
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Yep it's true, you might not even like each other straight.
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