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The waitress at my fav restaurant wants me to go help her pick out new lingerie.  She's 20, I'm 42 and single, and she looks like this. God help me.

The waitress at my fav restaurant wants me to go help her pick out new lingerie. She's 20, I'm 42 and single, and she looks like this. God help me.

 
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Is it hooters? She wants you to buy it not help her pick it out. If you do make sure you get something in return.
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She obviously want you...if your single why do you need help? You are dumb like this BS post.
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i smell a hint of B.S. in the air ;)
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My rule is you buy it, I wear it.;)
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Well..what are you waiting for?
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She's just looking for attention. Don't count on more. Really can't stand her type and there's too many of them. Love pretty girls, hate attention sluts.
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She will use you.
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I agree just an Attention Slut... but most guys dont even know that. They think every waitress or casino girl who flirt want them... And yes Im sure this waitress will expect to pay for her lingerie too..
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She probably wants you to pay for what ever she wants. That is up to you. But it might be worth it you never know.
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OP here - trust me, I know she's looking for attention. And I know she wants me to buy. I wasn't born yesterday. But we've hung out together before and ummm... she's not just all talk.Also, not it's not Hooters...lol That's the funny thing, it's a nice 4 star place.
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God help you? HE ALREADY HAS!!!!
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Have a great time! report back to us!
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Enjoy, my friend enjoy, while you can.
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so do it! just watch your wallet
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Totally bogus, she loves your fat wallet, not your fat dick, looks, intellect or maturity.
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show a guy a nice pair of tits and hes yours... guys are so simple
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I think this is BS, but it's hella cool if it's not.
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Ya, but your picture doesn't show the package down below. Have fun.
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no she just wants you to pay for the stuff
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Buy her some fancy undies and use her every occasion you can. It's not often us 40 year old's get attention of a sexy young thing.
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And you aren't tappin that?!FAG!
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Make sure you buy some toys too.
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no way their could be 2 women this beutiful
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^No way someone is this stupid.
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You are only interested in her boobs and she is only interested in your money, if that's good enough for you, maybe you need to check your maturity level.
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OP here again - it's not like we're total strangers. Like I mentioned, we've hung out before since we have mutual friends. I'm well aware that she probably has daddy issues, but we all have issues of some kind. She's sane and legal, and I like buying women lingerie - so we're going shopping tonight. By the way, to 8 above^ - the other half of her is just as ridiculously perfect. She's a runner - 'nuff said.
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^2 above - since you're clearly jealous, maybe you need to check YOUR maturity level?
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hit it and quit it
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she just wanted a big tip
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I've got a "big tip" for her ;)
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Have you left yet?
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OP here - nope, not yet ;) At 8
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7^ Hey OP, thanks for clearifying. I'll be dreaming about it. Once again, have fun!
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Congrats fella! Face it, the 20 something women are "waking up" and realising that the 20 something male is a BIG ASS LOSER! He don't have a clue, or a DECENT job, and ONLY thinks about his NEXT damn PARTY,BEER,BONG,or WOMAN he refers to as BITCH or HO'. An OLDER MAN however, is usualy SANE, SAFE, STABLE, and more than anything GREATFUL for a young womans attintion.
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You said, " She looks like this"... So, she looks like a set of tits? Is that all you see? You didn't focus on a kind heart, a sweet personality. You are awed by her chest and you're a MIDDEL AGED MAN! I thought guys grow up at some point? Get real, you're old enough to be her father! Even if she throws a bone your way she'll snap it back and break your heart.. but maybe that will help you grow up and focus on people's merrits first..
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^ you talk like a ho that has been cheated on because you probably used your machine for control or a tool. If you are not going to put out, we are going to find someone who does, 18 to 70, it does not matter. Men have been programmed to get laid for thousands of years. If it is not from ho's like you, it will be someone else. Mr.40 year old librarian, you spend all you want on this gals underwear, it is cheaper than owning and being tied down to the same crabass ho everyday.
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OP here - umm, librarian? I never said I was a librarian. I'm an investment broker. And to 2 up^ - did I say that all I saw were her breasts? Of course not. She has a lot more going for her - like an amazing ass. Your bitter attitude is clearly a projection. Trust me, it's not my heart that's involved here. Neither of us has any intention of falling in love. We're both adults; just because men are no longer interested in you is no reason to be bitter toward other women. Obviously, men have rejected you because you're homely and hateful. Finally, as a follow-up report, I did take her shopping. We had a fantastic time, she refused to let me pay for anything, and then she "modeled" all the goods for me back at my place, etc. All in all, a pretty amazing evening.
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^3 up. Cunt.
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Go for it!
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You can only daydream once per secret here. Enjoy it.
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God LOVES you
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God IS helping! Go for it or regret it. Just don't get her pregnant.
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I'll help you. You just stay home I'll take care of it several times.
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G-d IS helping you! :) Lol!
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