dang, if you ever break up, let me know.
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To the "OP"... You go girl!!! Wish I was ur boyfriend!!!
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me too ;)
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I have a large penis as well and I haven't found one girl that would let me do that. Kind of a bummer. 20 years of sex and never had the pleasure of anal.
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How do you know the OP is a girl? Just saying.
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TO THE PRUDE WHP POSTED FIRST: we get it, you don't think anal sex is "classy", i bet you also think that rimming and blow jobs and doggie style and 69 and nipple clamps and anal beads lack "class" as well...um guess what? everyone does it!!!! except for you because you are a frigid a-sexual bItch who only gives it to her man in missionary. i feel sorry for any man that finds themselves between your unsexy legs....boring!!!
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^Boy did you ever tell her! GOOD JOB!!!!! Kinky sex is the BEST sex! When you find someone you can really be free with it just makes for an incredible experience!
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Yeah!!!!!! There is finally some big demand for my small dick. I thought all the members of the SDA (Small Dick Association) were going to go the rest of their lives being laughed at. Now all we have to do is specialize in Anal. I am going to post on CL right now!
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[girl in the pic] i would eat her ass untill hell froze over, (ppl like anal sex but they`re not2 fond of anal oral:-) [ass to mouth]
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To the anal sex freaks. Women try this. Get on all fours like a squat position once his dick is in you then slowly pump your ass, as you get comfortable pump even faster. Will make him blow his nuts. :). Good luck.
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(OP) well my gosh look at the responses lol and FYI thats not my real ass OMG! i googled that shit haha. Hell yes my freaks unite!!!
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fake post
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Well hope you @$$hole has not stretched too much.I bet it is easier to take a shit now, just slides right out. :)
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Dangling fury! LOL good one.. Actually I have to say I tried that once with my husband and it's not fun AT ALL. The porn stars make it look like it's the best ever and maybe it is for THEM but it's not for me.. That hole is an EXIT ONLY!!!!!
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wow, what conversations going on here. i myself had my ex so called slip and hit me there, that never happened again. then i met someone and he realy wanted to, so i let him. lasted about 2min, NEVER AGAIN, not ever!! i here girls talk how much they like it but i just don't find any enjoyment in it at all!!! no i'm not a kid , almost 40 but i don't get around. was with my 1st for 12yrs, then 2yrs alone, then with my 2nd 8yrs, now alone. so forgive me for asking but what is rimming, nipple clamps and anal beads ?? and by the way to the one who stated not classy, maybe if it were done out in public but whats done in private is not for you or anyone to judge.
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^2 i completly agree!!!!! exit only!!!!
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I didn't say anal sex was not classy; I was referring to a person who feels the need to share their personal sex details on the internet. I'm not frigid and I get kinky but I don't feel the need to tell every person I meet or post it here. Somethings you should keep to yourself.
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^3 true i'll agree but it's not like your face to face in a group noone knows who you are. may be that girl has no friends to do the girly talk with and needed to tell someone just to get it out. ya know confession does wonders when sometinng has been traped to long., i myself wouldn't share the personal stuff with anyone but the one i'm with, only him n i would need to know that sorta stuff.
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Does anyone consider the physical ramifications ( no pun intended) of this sort of prolonged activity? Go ask an old gay guy how well the plumbing does NOT work after years of poking.
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wow this convo was really funny to read. as for me. i had an ex with a very large penis and i never enjoyed sex with him...seemed like more of a punishment. but anyways.. one time he slipped and went in my bum. never again. not only did i bleed but it hurt severely. anyways small penis is preferred for normal sex and anal sex for me is a top on my no list.. and Lmao (dangling fury) that made me laugh really hard.
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Well gals just use a lot of lube... I never thought I would like it till my current bf wanted it and think god he is not big but average. I expect it now, after he goes in my pussy first.. I really do. Damn I hope it doesnt mess with my plumbing... that would bum me out... as for the post who said get on all fours and squat... how do you squat when your on your hands and knees the same time... Im confused...
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^thats what I thought about all fours squatting?? WTF
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9^not only are you a PRUDE, you also happen to be judgmental! this is an anonymous site, that is why people post their secrets (DUH!) not things they talk about every day. you left a nasty remark (almost verbatim) on one of my secrets that was sexual in nature so you must have a serious issue with anal sex to post the same lame shIt over and over again. that is your hang-up, obviously some people are not as freaked out about sex as you are!!!
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^5 and ^4 above. Yes it is confusing. But just remember that if she is on all fours, she has an extra central anchor point, so that makes 5 points of contact to keep her steady. If she is squatting, then once again she has a central pole rammed into her middle region that gives her 3 anchor points for significant balance.
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^^^Wow you can trace the IP of every comment on here??? If you're such a f'n brainiac sex maniac, why you wasting your time here? Somebody who feels the need to post here that they have anal sex, is the type of person who feels the need to tell people IRL as well. You need to get some help with your anger management issues. You always get like that any time somebody doesn't agree with you??
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Look up "prolapsed rectum" all you nasty ass-f***ers.
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^^ Its a secrets site. So posting anything here is like going to confession. As to IP addresses, can you imagine the shitstorm if your local paper started outing assFuckers with "IP143.10.1.61.234 has just been discovered enjoying Anal sex". That would be riveting reading.
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Baby got WAY TOO MUCH back!
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Anal sx is okay once in awhile...not for regular sex.
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^i agree, it's a full moon kinda thing.
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^that's a good idea, i want to try it with my lover, however, i think i will break in half.
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I am the dick in the ass squat girl.hee-hee. Most of you know that when you are so f***ing hot and into the sex you can twist your body into an otherwise position you would NEVER be able to accomplish.Sooo squating on hubbie's dick is do-able. try it and stop being a sissy girl.Do it for your boyfriend/hubbie on special occasions. Hey Valentines Day is coming up! ;)
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"We are British - we don't do anal sex"
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I'm the OP WOW! I am flattered at the amount of responds this post got. First off let me say this is not a fake post, i dont have the need to get attention i get plenty of that from my husband nor do i get my ass rammed daily its a once in a while thing and if you have a problem reading posts like this then why would you come on a site thats specfically for SECRETS? This to me is a secret because who in the hell would tell someone they know in person about their enjoyment of anal sex? Its a secret to me. LOL@ the amount of Haters on here who are mad either because they had their ass banged brutally by their dumbass boyfriend who dont know how to do it RIGHT! Or by the RUDE
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^I'll bet you want to hear all those details too. Dont'cha?
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^5 Now that one I really cant understand. Surely that is just fiction! From the arse to the mouth for a suck. That sounds like disease on a stick.Hey dick-in-the-ass-squat girl, you seem knowledgeable, is that really done? Or is it just in pornos, and they take a break in between shooting those scenes, when they have a hot soapy shower?
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^ Not just fiction. Sam Kinnison called it "immune therapy".
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Once again the dick in the ass squat girl must educate all the kiddies on board. Never ever ever put it in your mouth once it's been up the hershey highway.(I mean unless you're into "HOT LUNCH" or something yucky like that.)Then head straight to the shower and wash all the hot sex off of you.There's dirty sex and then there's dirty sex, figure it out kiddies.
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^how considerate
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^2 Yeah figured it out except "HOT LUNCH"???? I am very glad to hear your sensible reply. Never thought of myself as prudish, but as I said ^4up, it does not sound erotic at all. I guess if you were going to try that, you would start slow, and lick your own toilet paper clean for a few weeks, just to get the hang of the taste. Gotta go, just made myself sick!
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When u get warts on your boyfriend and all kinds of diseases youwill think different.
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^You can get warts from any type of sex if the other person has them, has nothing to do with what "hole" you choose to put it in.
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Seems to me that anyone that responds to this post likes it up the ass or wishes they could take it up the ass...doggie style is the best. Woof-woof.
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^like you.. meow meow
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^You got that right.
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here kitty kitty
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^4, ^3, ^2 Is this the "girls" talking or the "boys"?
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Doggie style is the best and I am female.
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Oh come on guys dont let this one fade. There must be more we can learn. I am going to summarize. Tell me if I miss anything.OP posted fake pic, but real secret, that says she likes an ass f*** every now and again, and is trying to inspire other girls to do the same, and give their close ones something special for Valentine's day.Some girls said they loved it. Most said Big dicks hurt, small dicks good (Yeah, for my team!!), some said caused pain and bleeding, and never again. My particular new favourite friend, whom I shall call dick-in-the-ass-squat girl told us how she makes balls explode after she lines up on her hubby, and starts pumping, and pumping when whe is squatting over her erect male companion. She also taught us never do anal to mouth, as it is dirty sick sex. Thera re the English, who told us that they do not do anal, and there were many prudes saying such disgusting subject matter should not be talked about here, it should be on a Secret's type site for perverts who wish to tell the world their dirty little sex secrets. Oh, and we sorted out that you can pass on warts to whatever the wart wants to touch. Also that one girl likes doggy style, but 3-4 commenters gave it a big plus, but did not help us by revealing their gender. That just leaves us small dick guys wondering whether we will appreciate, or our lady friends will. Did I miss out on anything?
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Oh, and congratulations to the OP, who made something so huge and juicy, and informative, about something that she herself only sees as a part time hobby!! Well Done!!!!
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Good for you, doll.
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Hey y'all it is I, squat girl.Okay here goes...my first ass guy was small but it was cool cause I could relax and totally feel him cum in my ass.I liked it. Didn't try it again till hubbie and I had been together about 1 year.Well hubbie loves a good CLEAN ass.After a year of him kissing, licking, rubbing and even cumming on my ass I thought why not.Yes it was sooooo painful the first few times as he is a good size. What I have learned is I have to be somewhat stoned and drunk plus alot of nasty foreplay and then I am ready to open the back door.He has to cum first then stimulate my clit while he is in me in order for me to cum.That's just the way it works for us. If I cum first then I return to earth and reality sets in that I've got a dick in my ass and there's still f***ing to go on his part.Ouch ouch ouch.hope this helps all who want to try the back door.
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^ Hmmm. stoned, drunk, nasty(?) foreplay, he cum first, stimulate clit, for you to get rocks off. Otherwise, ouch,ouch, ouch, big dick still right up arse, and you may only be half way home. No wonder you only go on special occasions, and infrequently. Starting to sound like the PR agency giving it the spin earlier on, are slipping. And the best salesgal on the post has a lot of fun getting all of her ducks in a row. Keep pumping, squat girl! You sound like great fun!
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I made my girlfriend anal gape! It was awesome.
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