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I need you to hurry up and marry me before I get fat again and Im out of your league.  
 
 Nobody likes a fat bride.

I need you to hurry up and marry me before I get fat again and Im out of your league. Nobody likes a fat bride.

 
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hahaha, this is cute. Fat brides are all the rage where I'm from.
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It is not fair for you to marry him and then let yourself go like that!
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I was a fat bride.
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im going to tell him what you are rweally like.=p
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...or to try to carry one through the threshold.
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My fiance outwieghs me.....so i have been pumping iron to carry her over the threshold, i have also been practicing on any woman who is over 5 10 and lets me pick her up. FYI big girls loved to be picked up, makes em feel little.
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^ They like to be picked up around here too, especially after the last call for alcohol, and they're the only ones left.
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Hurry up and marry me before I get fat again. Wow, what a loser...poor guy! I wonder if he knows that withn a year he will be married to a circus freak? How selfish of you!
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Nah, its not that I am planning on "letting myself go", my secret was more about my irrational fear of gaining weight again after working so hard to lose it after my pregnancies from my first marriage.
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^ You should feel very blessed that someone wants a woman with extra baggage.
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Yes.... I do feel blessed. That was a "Captain Obvious" kind of statement....I think people feel blessed when they find someone that loves them for them regardless. Baggage acceptance is just a nice bonus that puts that person over the edge and above the rest.
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Everyone wonders why there are so many "single moms" out there. Who in their right mind would want to raise someone else's kids?!?
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My bride from my first marriage was fat. She lost weight for the wedding (not that I cared), then gained it all back within weeks. I only divorced her because she had all kinds of emotional issues (revolving around her weight) and then she cheated on me. That was the last straw.
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^^There are "so" many single moms because there are "so" many douchebag dads. Ones that dont provide for or want their children, treat their families like shit, disrespect or run around on their wives...And not every -single- mom is just some random whore that spread her legs too eagerly and has 8 different kids by 8 different baby daaaaaddy. Im so sick of that stigma. Some are strong, educated women that no longer wanted themselves and their children to be part of and subjected to broken marriages/homes and deadbeat a** ****s.
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Sounds more like a Hump and Dump to me. Don't marry her, just f*** her and string her along. Don't be a sucker. You can get laid for $ 100, so why get married for pussy,.you don't pay whores for sex, you pay them to leave. So leave already, here is $ 10 for a taxi.
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^I hope someday someone f**ks with your head and you get to see how it feels a**hole! God, are there no "REAL" men left on the planet?
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Sounds like you are planning to get fat as soon as he says "I do!" Not a good attitude with which to start out a marriage...guarenteed!
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