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I'm not crying for all the intolerance between humans, I'm crying because I have a hangover and sand in my cooter.

I'm not crying for all the intolerance between humans, I'm crying because I have a hangover and sand in my cooter.

 
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I have a perfect way to remove that sand, if you want some help. It cures headaches also. :-)
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Get off the computer and get in the shower
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Tinkerbell, I have been looking everywhere for you (Peter)
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I wont you to be MY guardian angel. Walk around the house, do the dusting, keep me out of trouble, and I will give you a hairy dog cure for hangover, and promise to use my personal cooter cleaner. You are so hot!
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^3 She can't get in the shower if she doesn't have her wing dryer. They take hours to dry naturally, and she will have a bad feather day.
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another drunk,thats all we need.
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4^ i think tinkerbell had enough peter...
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need some help getting thqat sand out??
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if you dont get that sand out of your vagina, you could become a walking time bomb,,
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this post is awesome
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maybe it will form pearls . z
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I'm crying because a woman refers to her sweet pie as a "cooter" I'm cryin' all night long.
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We call'em vaginers 'round these here parts.
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silica in the puss
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I'm crying because of her intolerance toward sand.
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Does it ease the itching from your yeast infection?
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Are your initials S.F.? Think about you all the time. You are the only person I ever heard use the word "Cooter".R
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No, mine are S.C. for Sandy Cooter.
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I'll clean your cooter.
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I thought a cooter was a f***ing turtle. Snapping turtle...puss... OK, I get it! :P
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omfg this is so funny. LMAO
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Great pic!
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Now thats funnny sh*t !
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