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Of my forty-plus female friends, I have gotten drunk and felt them all while they were drunk up all but three of them. Next month, it'll be down to one.

Of my forty-plus female friends, I have gotten drunk and felt them all while they were drunk up all but three of them. Next month, it'll be down to one.

 
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And are we supposed to be impressed that you must get a female drunk before she'll let you touch her??
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you freak. i hope you get caught and then tarred and feathered
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ahole
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i hate you
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glad your not my friend
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I too love to grope.
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The soft bits, or the wet bits?
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I have "Booby Elbow"! When I am having drinks with my friends, my elbow often accidently rubs their boobs. Does this make me a "sicko"?
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YOU'RE STUPID. YOU'RE ALSO SO GROSS THE ONLY WAY ANY GIRL WILL LET YOU TOUCH THEM IS IF THEY'RE DRUNK. SUCKS 2 B U, HUH?
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touch the teats!
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TITS IS MADE FOR 4 THINGS.LOOKINTOUCHINSUCKINTITTY FUCKINFOLLWED BY...THE NURSING OF BABIES....Anything else is just a BONUS.
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you need to have your ass beat
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I bet you pretend to be gay just so the girls will hang out with you. You're fat, short, hairless, and ugly.
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were you sexually abused as a child? if not then you must be ugly and gross. no one with any brain cells would brag about that. hope you know every time you get drunk your hairy fat downstairs neighbor strokes your heads.
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