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I like my dog better than my wife. I secretly hope that it kills the cats and she has a nervous breakdown and leaves me and the dog alone.

I like my dog better than my wife. I secretly hope that it kills the cats and she has a nervous breakdown and leaves me and the dog alone.

 
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f*** all cat haters, especially you.
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The first poster is a retard. A dog is man's best friend. Humans domesticated dogs because they can help us. You are lucky you have 1 loyal, trustworthy friend. I have no clue why humans domesticated cats.
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The primary reason dogs are a mans best friend - they can't talk. Hey, I dig dogs myself. They're loyal and if trained properly they are obedient. What I really hate is when people say "Cats are so independent", shit, they're just selfish little biznatches for the most part. Since that mirrors the mentality of many of the ho's who own em, it's a match made in heaven. Diamonds are a woman's best friend, due to the shallow nature of many women and their materialistic desires. There are always exceptions, but those are much more rare.
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Like Dr. Laura always said, "Cats are coyote food."
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thats why dogs eat cats! :o)
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that dog is going to eat her face!
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That picture is freaking hilarious!
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I'll kill your cats for you.
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I think you all missed something here...If you hate your wife so much that you secretly wish her harm then move on before it manifests and you do something harmful. Then get some help, your freckin sick!
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im only fifteen but that sounds good to me
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Dogs rule...no doubt!!! This picture really sums up your comment...I haven't stopped laughing and can barely type!
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All my ex's knew from the start that NOTHING came between my dog and I. I used to let my dogs screen my hook-ups. Never bought a limo for any of my ex's but I did for my Aussie-Shetland, she loved that big back seat with climate control and cushy down pillows. I really miss PepperLee!
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CATS SUCK!!!! I love the picture! CLASSIC!
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Hey man I can relate. Try this get her drunk, wait til she passes out, load her and said cats into the car, drive down Mexico way, kick her ass out. Problem solved and a good day to you sir.
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I am on my second wife. I haven't got the heart to get another dog.
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D-I-V-O-R-C-E! say it with me! what the f*** is wrong with you people? dont like your spouse? divorce them!
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Gotta leave a comment cause the picture is awesome ......... Dirty was here
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Right on brother!!!
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