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You're 24, I'm 41 - we talk in your coffeehouse, and you thank me for helping you with your problems.  Are you at all aware of what your boobs do to me?

You're 24, I'm 41 - we talk in your coffeehouse, and you thank me for helping you with your problems. Are you at all aware of what your boobs do to me?

 
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Yup. She knows that they make you give her a big tip. Keep the cash coming old man.
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Exactly! We innocent women jnow exactly what we're doing!
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OP here - nope, sorry. This is a REAL coffeehouse where the baristas are trained and well paid. No tipping allowed.
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Oh, if it's a real coffee house then no woman would get off on the attention she gets. PUH-LEASE! Stop trying to justify your perv behavior, it's so lame.
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She knows
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I have been going to REAL coffeehouses for 20 years. They all have a tip jar.
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If chicks give you attention in a sexual overtoned way for a bigger tip, doesn't that make them whores? Broads think they got it over on men. "If I smile and wink, he gives me a $10 tip on a $5 tab." Man=$10 dumbass whore.
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^ apparently you can't read. He said no tips at this place
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I know lots of coffeehouses that don't have a tip jar. That's just a cheap chain kinda thing, like you find at Starbucks.
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So you're Creepy McCreepster acting like you love the barista's coffee while getting off on her boobs and you think she doesn't know? Brilliant!
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Fuck a coffeehouse, I go to Hooters! 8)
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Fuck Hooters-give her a nice hot tittief***!
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I got some cream for her coffee.
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I am sure she see's you as a father figure and if you let her know your attracted she might not talk to you again. be careful and just be happy staring.
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^definitely wrong about that. Many women in their 20's are into men in their 40's. Not a father figure at all, just an older successful man.
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OP here to 6 up^ - actually it's just the opposite. She was the one who kept talking to ME, asking my advice, getting my opinions, etc. She has initiated absolutely everything so far. And I can't help that she's ridiculously well endowed for a size 2.
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Tit men are so dumb. Join the Army.
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She's well endowed because the last sucker who came into the coffeehouse paid for them. Your just next on the hit list, she must need a new car. Good luck! LOL!!
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haha ^
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haha ^
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OP here once again - some of you guys are kinda dense. No one paid for them, they're natural. Trust me on this. And she's not a gold digger. Far from it. Sounds like 3 up^ is just a little jealous!
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she does know of course! Who doesn't like a little attention?
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^ 15 upYour comprehension isn't very good. It's a statement in general, not an editorial of the OP
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MID LIFE CRISIS
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Oh, she is totally in love with you dude. You should ask her for a quickie in the bathroom. I am sure she would do it.
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8^ Some women pay for their own bood job, stooge! You sound like a bitter, resentful, fool that is alone, because you don't respect or know how to treat a woman properly! Your loss, get over it!
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Why do women think they need bigger boobs, but at the same time, think us men who are going bald and want our hair back are losers?!?
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^women think they need bigger boobs, because men make them feel that is what is attractive. Most women I know don't think a man is a loser if he is going bald. It is natural to want your hair back, and no one can fault you for that.
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The only women that are in there 20's who are "into" older "succesful" men is because they can pay for them to do what they want..kinda like a sugar daddy ya know, also sometimes it's to teach em the ropes if you know what I mean. When I was 18 my first real orgasm was with a 40 year old.... Soo um yeah but let me tell you old men thats it's not because they LOVE you, so if your looking for love run away..but if you just want to have fun go for it, so long as it's legal, don't be a weirdo.
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Women with fake boobs are a turn off.
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^Bitter much???
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^If I wanted to play with something fake, I'd go buy some water balloons and fill them with hot water.
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^sure, whatever...that isn't what you were saying before...
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4^ Yes, I understand...I am a woman who has had breast enhacement surgery. I did it because I was a very small A cup and for once in my life, wanted to walk into a store, try on that little black dress and have it fit all over:) I didn't do it for attention or to be vain, I just wanted to feel like a complete woman. This may be hard for you to understand, and I resoect that. Just please remember that not every woman who has this surgery is a fake.
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^ I too have implants and Im glad the woman above wrote what she did cause it also rings true for me!! Im pleased with the results!
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You people all seem to miss the point of the post. The girl in reference has REAL boobs! No one is paying for anything. Idiots.
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^2
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I can testify that real boobs are much better than fake ones. What got me, was a GF who had breast reduction surgery. Her scars looked as bad as the ones on women who get implants!
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I know a girl who is a size 0, weighs 105 lbs, and has natural 32D's. God bless America.
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^God blessed her chest!
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Of course she knows. She's using you.
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^3 up. I dated a girl who sounded just like that with 32DD's but once you got that bra off....bam....right to the floor. It was sad. She was only 22 also. They looked great when she was dressed though.
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^wow you guys are missing whats important in life. Just wait til your balls hit the floor..you think anyone will want to put them in their mouth? Find someone who will love past the vanity. Gosh I hate you vain dumb f***s.
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^My balls are already on the floor. Wanna give me a lift? My houses floor is spotless though. They are my personal swiffers :)
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^Ewww...no one is going to want to teabag you! LOL
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