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Sometimes I like to stand in the shower with my clothes on and pretend I’m in a submarine that’s been hit.
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Sometimes I like to stand in the shower with my clothes on and pretend I’m in a submarine that’s been hit.

 
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Lol, sounds like fun!
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Brilliant! In your honor, I am going to stand with my clothes on in the shower of an actual (undisclosed location and depth) submarine and pretend that I am you.
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Dude, no way! Are you really on a sub right now? How do you get internet on a sub? The sun is out today, in case you can't see it, it's about 50 degrees and sunny in Southern Mn. I am really low on pot, so I'm can-bonging old resins. It works. I'll be making applesauce this afternoon. It's a nice fall day.
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I can tell you right now, that if we ever meet we will probably become lifelong friends.
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More like what ever sinks your boat.
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LMFAO
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It's Stephen Wright's joke from the 80's.
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LOL. Sounds like you need a lot of help.
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very, very, very cool
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f***ing retard must have some crazy secret that you have to post a fake one
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That's funny, sometimes when our submarine gets hit I pretend I'm in the shower.
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You are just shaped like a sub, all you need now is a swollen head.
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ok
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That is AWESOME!
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that's the sweetest f***ing thing i've heard in a long time!! to the bridge!! dive dive dive!!!
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i dont get it?
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It's NOT a long way to Tiperary!!!
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I came to mention the Steven Wright thing, but someone beat me to it.
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Yeah, yeah, I was kicked out of a movie for bringing my own food, I love a good barbecue!
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holy shit! i though i was the only one that did that!
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HAHA
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Hahahaha... cool!
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????? Why do you do this????? just for the imagination purposes lol i used to wear flippers in the bath tub and pretend i was a seal lol
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lol... thats what I wanted to hear ......... Dirty was here
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it is nice to know at least some people on this site have fun!!!!!!!!
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wtf idiot
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