Places for help:
If you cant go on:  http://suicidehotlines.com/
        
My girl went to her parents, called me, and told me to leave after 3 years, over a nothing argument. I ejaculated in her bubble bath ~20 times while moving out.

My girl went to her parents, called me, and told me to leave after 3 years, over a nothing argument. I ejaculated in her bubble bath ~20 times while moving out.

 
Rating:   35 Ups   4 Downs  
  Rate it:  
1096 Views
14 Comments
    
Favorite

Category: Secrets

 
that's grossbut funny as hellp.s. I'm a girl
Remove this stupid comment

She deserved it. We had just moved 300 miles for her continuing education. Spent all my money on the move, hadn't had any time to save up more, so I had to move back in to my parents for a year until I had enough saved to put money down on a house. Which was really god damn annoying, seeing as I had moved away from them years before, and by then they had moved in my grandma, and all my mom and grandma do all day is scream and argue, and try to make me mediate their stupid arguments over who stole the last cigarette. I'm so relieved to finally be in my own house. The quiet is amazing.
Remove this stupid comment

Sounds like it has been in the works for a while. Good payback.
Remove this stupid comment

So she'll be single with great looking skin.
Remove this stupid comment

Yeah I didn't know about that until AFTER I had done it. But, she's a complete germophobe. Won't even touch paper or coin money unless she has to. If she knew(I'll tell her eventually, maybe in a year or two, I'm a very patient man) she'd flip the f*** out.
Remove this stupid comment

BWAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA this is so great!
Remove this stupid comment

BWAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA this is so great!
Remove this stupid comment

that aint no big deal...im glad u got ur rocks off...but buddy next time just drop an oh henry bar in there and run...lol if she's a germaphobe trust me nothin would freak her out more :)
Remove this stupid comment

That sure is a cream rinse
Remove this stupid comment

Why would you waste your precious semen on petty revenge when you got plenty of shit? Seems tarded.
Remove this stupid comment

She probably saw what a petty, dramatic b**** you are and wanted nothing ot do with you. Smart girl!
Remove this stupid comment

wow what a winner you are
Remove this stupid comment

LOL Oh Henry? LOL She'll think she's rubbing shit on herself XD
Remove this stupid comment

20 times? nooooooo.
Remove this stupid comment

Add a Comment