I was raped when I was ten years old by a family friend. I recently told my sister about it. She told me I was watching too much Law & Order.

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I kicked a retarded kid in the nads for no reason as a kid. He didn't tell on me, even though he was smart enough to. He never told a soul and neither did I. I still admire him for it.

I eat paper. I can't stop. Like notepads and stuff. I nibble on pieces all day.

It's been 25 years and i still love my wife but i am not in love with her. I really want to have fun with others but am a chicken shit.