27 years ago my first love dumped me. Just today I found where she is living now. Her place is a DUMP. I own a mansion (in comparison). I pity her.

We fought, and the last thing I said was I told you that i hated you and wished you'd go to jail.Now your there, and I'm lost without you. I'm Sorry

when i lie in bed with you, i think about how you broke my heart,made me cry, and then i think about my other, who gives it to me good,takes me out, and i smile

I want to fly

I bought my kids Guitar Hero World Tour for Christmas and can't wait until they open it. My wife doesn't even know!!! ( I know, corny)