Growing up together as close as we did, your family was like mine. Your dad was so cool. But your mom. I have to tell you one thing about your mom. I hit it

I just want to hear you say that you care as much for me as I do for you. I feel like Im falling harder and harder for someone who doesnt even want me.

I wish my family would just leave me alone and not expect me to solve all their problems. I have my own to deal with.

We've only been married for 4 years and you've cheated on me 6 times. Why, what the hell is wrong with you. I wish I loved myself more than I love you...

I once went home from a bar with a girl who had a kitten that she kicked twice, right in front of me. After we were done, I took the kitten while she slept.