this is taking so long. i cant wait for my court stuff to get resolved...i just want to get on probation and be done with it.

My husband constantly asks for a threesome. Tonight he finally gets it, next week he gets divorce papers.

You just asked me to marry you. We started out as a fling. It was never supposed to get this far. I love you more than life. I'm still married to someone else.

i breastfeed in public all the time just to fuck with prudes heads. go ahead, tell me to cover and i will tell you where to shove it!

When u moved away, I said I'd always be there for you. I've helped you so much. But you've forgotten about me, u only think of me when you're drunk or horny.