u've slept in my bed almost everyday for the past 2 weeks...i love when u kiss me....and touch me im addicted to your smell..but i know its nothing for you./

I fell in love with you 2 years ago after sharing only 4 intense erotic emails. I have searched for you unsuccessfully. I even wrote an entire book about you.

I was afraid to clog the toilet because my dad got mad, So I pooped in the back yard every day for a long time. seriously my dad is scary.

I don't understand the addiction to pain pills. I tried them. I had a little more energy but the constipation was so unbearable I had to give myself an enema.

When I masterbate I fantasize about your mother