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I get tired of being a nice, moral, ethical, intelligent and correct guy sometimes because it doesn't get me laid.
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Sometimes when people are talking to me I get strange urges to spit in their face and it scares me.
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My comp at work totally crashed and burned, they think it's cause it's old. But I think it's really from the hours of video games I play... ooops
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I feel more intelligent than everyone around me and it's terrifying.
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I poured fox urine in the vent of your car the other night. I would have given my left arm to see your face when that foul stench hit you. Cheater.
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