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My life looks perfect to everyone else but all I want to do is crawl in a bottle of alcohol and never wake up again. Someday I will.
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Today you started yelling at the neighbor's kids... now I'm afraid to tell you about me being pregnant....
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When I worked at a Chinese restaurant a group of rude vegetarians came in every week. On my last day I had the cook fry their meal in extra chicken oil. Yum!
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I sometimes threw the weekly ad inserts in the trash when I was a paperboy because it made the papers too heavy to throw. I don't recall anyone complaining.
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It sickens me when people including "friends" say retarded all the time. Dont they realize my "retarded" son died not long ago !! I tell them, they don't care.
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