Growing up together as close as we did, your family was like mine. Your dad was so cool. But your mom. I have to tell you one thing about your mom. I hit it

I'm going through a divorce, I miss my old LIFE. I new the combination to my stepfathers safe were he keeps a gun. I took the gun out, but I'm still here....

I got the hot young receptionist at work to go to bed with me ONCE. She wasn't impressed, and more charismatic than I thought. She has me clean her condo weekly

Even e Harmony declined me.

I hate feeling sober. I don't feel normal until I've smoked and can tune out some of the excessive ramblings in my head.