I have a secret Freddie Mercury obsession and when I first found out he was dead, I looked forward to seeing him when I died. Now I'm not afraid of death.

I hate alcoholics and you are one. If only you knew the nasty stuff I do to you while you are passed out.

I'm sad

I had a secret daddy/daughter roleplay affair with an older man. I thought he looked like Sean Connery, I and pretended he was when we fooled around.

Sometimes I let road rage get the best of me.