My secret plan is to look amazing in time for the Christmas party, solely to tell you that "I just don't like you that way"
Then you can feel like shit 4 once

I can't help myself from having sex on my desk with my employees and customers. It's even better knowing I have a security camera aimed at my desk.

I was looking for another girl because my ex gave me no attention even when I begged for it.

We always tell each other that we'd kill ourselves if the other one died. What I don't think she realizes is that if it weren't for her I would already be gone.

My grandmother (in her 40's) jumped off a bridge and killed herself. I'm approaching my 40's and I'm afraid I might lose it as well.