I love chocolate so much I hide it in my nightstand. I even hide the reese cups from my mom...I'm so bad

You broke my heart when you cheated on me. Then I found out it was the 7th time. I feel so stupid, not only cause it happen 7 times, but cause I took you back.

i lie

A guy who begged me for a handjob and said I better not smell made me want to lose weight, not some great epiphany.

House looked old and deserted. Realistate lady said nobody had lived there n years. At the price couldnt turn it down. Money burried in the cellar yup. Mine now