I hope everyone in this wonderful world will start to show some initiative, and take personal responsibility for their own actions. Quit looking for a handout!

It's not because I don't care about you, it's just that I found someone who makes me feel beautiful.

It doesn't matter what decision I make. None of them will lead to happiness.

I f***ing hate perfect girls. They make me look like shit.

i wish my assistant mgr. would be driving a school bus full of knives and get hit by a semi