I've loved you ever since we met, you know it but don't love me the same way. 4 years later and I'm being torn apart watching you date men who do not love you.

Grandpa was the one man in the world who never hurt me or let me down. When he died, I secretly wished it was you.

i want to make mad love to my fiances cousin. she's always groping me. i just don't want him to leave for my experimenting

I'm sorry, but I borrowed your toothbrush. I figured it was better than having bad breath.

I love steam locomotives, that’s no secret. Truth is I wish was my age now back when they where around, then life would be over and I could truly rest.